The Breakup Cuts Deep
The deepest wounds are the ones that are made unexpectedly.
Coincidence? I Think Not
Let the Illuminati conspiracy theories begin.
Some Say All Press Is Good Press...
Perhaps this is just a publicity stunt. We can only hope.
A Kardashian Factoid For You
Can't decide if this is more sad or impressive.
It's an easy mistake to make. Perrie does sound like she could be a Muppet.
They're all the same, even when they're of the frog variety.
This breakup shows us that anything is possible and life as we know it is about to change.
NO 1 IS SAFE
Love isn't real.
Even Muppets Have Side Pieces
... And Beaker, of all Muppets.
The Muppets, NSFW Edition
I will never be able to look at Miss Piggy the same.
I wonder if they signed a pre-nup.
Andree 3000 Dropping Mad Wisdom
Andre is never wrong.
Bacon is life.
Kermit Deserves More
Kermit has a solid group of supporters in his court.
Just Sippin' Tea and Throwin' Shade
There are quite a few people on Team Piggy, too.
Everyone Has a Price...
Let's hope they spill the beans soon.
Will be incorporating 'pignificant other' into my everyday vernacular from now on.
The Truth Comes Out
We should've seen that one coming.