18 Twitter Reactions To Kermit & Miss Piggy’s Breakup That Will Make You Question Love Altogether

HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 11: Kermit and Miss Piggy arrive for the premiere of Disney's 'Muppets Most Wanted' at the El Capitan Theatre on March 11, 2014 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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They say celebrity deaths and breakups come in threes and, unfortunately for the romantically-inclined members of the Twittersphere, there is a new trio of breakups to shatter our beliefs in true love. First it was Gavin and Gwen, then it was Zayn and Perrie, and now the real kicker — Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy have broken up. The horrified response to the news is understanding; after four decades of marriage, Miss Piggy and Kermit's breakup has shocked Twitter and the greater public in general. How will we ever believe in love after this blow?

The relentless stream of Twitter commentary that has commenced in wake of the news has been fiercely passionate. Once you get over the absurdity of the fact that the majority of the public willingly suspends their disbelief and acts like this is a real relationship and not two fictional puppet characters, the heartbreak really starts to set it. In a way, Kermit and Miss Piggy's relationship has been just as real to us as Bennifer's or Zayn and Perrie's relationships and thus the pain we feel in our hearts is just as ferocious. 

In times of crisis, Twitter never fails to amuse and such a monumental breakup is bound to elicit some Twitter gold. So without further ado, I give you some of the best (and strangest) Twitter responses to the Muppet breakup to soothe your aching heart.

The Breakup Cuts Deep

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The deepest wounds are the ones that are made unexpectedly.

Coincidence? I Think Not

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Let the Illuminati conspiracy theories begin.

Some Say All Press Is Good Press...

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Perhaps this is just a publicity stunt. We can only hope.

A Kardashian Factoid For You

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Can't decide if this is more sad or impressive.

Confusion

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It's an easy mistake to make. Perrie does sound like she could be a Muppet.

Men...

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They're all the same, even when they're of the frog variety.

Real Talk

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This breakup shows us that anything is possible and life as we know it is about to change.

NO 1 IS SAFE

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Love isn't real.

Even Muppets Have Side Pieces

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... And Beaker, of all Muppets.

The Muppets, NSFW Edition

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I will never be able to look at Miss Piggy the same.

BBHMM

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I wonder if they signed a pre-nup.

Andree 3000 Dropping Mad Wisdom

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Andre is never wrong.

#Truuuuuuu

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Bacon is life.

Kermit Deserves More

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Kermit has a solid group of supporters in his court.

Just Sippin' Tea and Throwin' Shade

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There are quite a few people on Team Piggy, too.

Everyone Has a Price...

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Let's hope they spill the beans soon.

P.O.

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Will be incorporating 'pignificant other' into my everyday vernacular from now on.

The Truth Comes Out

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We should've seen that one coming.

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