What Happened To Kris Jenner On 'After Paradise'? Ashley I. Is Bummed She Didn't Show Up
After the barrage of boring guests on Bachelor in Paradise's after show, After Paradise, I couldn't be more thrilled to find out that ABC was finally about to throw a bone to those of us who still tune in and offer up a seriously legit guest, Kris Jenner. Being that I am a huge fan of all things Kardashians, I was psyched to hear her take on the show, but when it started, there was no Kris in sight — only Molly Tarlov, star of Awkward.No offense, Tarlov, but it's hard to live up to Kris Jenner. Fortunately, though, we did get an explanation about what happened to Kris on After Paradise , and it sounds like she's dealing with a really icky allergic reaction!
According to what Kris said when she called in, it's all because of something that happened to her while she was on a family vacay in St. Bart's and it sounds eerily similar to an issue she suffered on a family trip in the past.
"I feel like I got a bite on my face and like half of my face blew up and I took all my meds and had a doctor come to the house and they gave me everything they could possibly give me in 12 hours and it went down a little bit but not quite enough," she explained. "I'm a little too vain, I think, to go on live TV with huge lips!"
This is just like what happened to her on that episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians in the Dominican Republic. Kris, get it together!
And being that Ashley I. was on the show Monday night, too, and was super excited to meet Kris, she was just as bummed as I was that she didn't show.
I don't blame Kris. She's already been on TV once with huge lips and I can't imagine it's an experience she wants to repeat. But Chris Harrison, this is your cue to bring this lady back ASAP. I'm not kidding. Maybe as a Bachelor contestant? You know she's into Ben H. Everyone is into Ben H.