Pizzarito Burrito-Stuffed Pizza Burrito Proves The World Really Can Be A Better Place If We All Just Work Together
The most beautiful things in life are the ones that often leave you speechless, so forgive me while I try to find the words to best introduce you to the most glorious food hybrid I have ever come across in my short, burrito- and pizza-loving life. Meet the pizzarito, a burrito-stuffed pizza burrito that is just as insane as its name implies. I've never met a burrito I didn't like (or a pizza, for that matter), but this one? Well, this one is a thing of terrifying beauty.
Before I show you images of what this beast of a burrito actually looks like, I feel a responsibility to prepare you for what you're about to see — just so that you know exactly what it is you're getting yourself into. Once you see the pizzarito, you won't be able to unsee it, and judging by my own experience, it will likely be the only thing on your mind for hours — possibly days — to come.
How does it work? As brought to my attention by Foodbeast, an incredibly genius and possibly evil mastermind took to Imgur to show off this masterpiece. First you'll need one large, unsliced pizza. Throw a few slices of bacon on top if you choose, because, you know, bacon. Then line up three Chipotle-like burritos of your choosing in the center of the pizza. Wrap the burritos up in the pizza, secure with toothpicks, smother in cheese, and bake. Once everything is out of the oven, slice, and enjoy. It's recommended, though not required, that you share this monster with other people.
Still with me? All right — prepare to feast your eyes, and click through the slideshow below:
And there you have it, my friends — proof that dreams really do come true. I can't imagine a scenario where I wouldn't want a pizzarito, to be honest. Family reunions, holiday parties, late night snacks... All could be improved with a little pizzarito love. It's pretty much the most beautiful union I've ever seen in my life — just two great eats coming together to make the world a more perfect place. Of course, it also has me thinking of all the other ways pizza and burritos could work together. I mean, would it be so crazy to swap out a pizza's stuffed crust for a burrito crust? Or maybe eat a burrito stuffed full of pizza rolls? One thing at a time, I suppose. I wonder if I can get one of these babies delivered...