Happy Birthday, Jake Gyllenhaal's Beard!

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This is an ode to Jake Gyllenhaal's beard. His ACTUAL FACE ONE, of course — that was not some veiled slight at his oft-discussed sexuality. But it's Jake Gyllenhaal's birthday today (he's 33), and so we decided to celebrate the one part of him that's always there, if not always on show. There are plenty of reasons to celebrate the man himself on this special day. I mean, he's politically active, a philanthropist, he can pull double-duty on screen, is a part-time woodworker and even cooks! (When he's not going to the hospital because he's so dedicated to his craft.) Sometimes it feels like I conjured him up in my dreams, but no: he's real.

But it's his under-appreciated beard that catches our eye on this day. Truly, Gyllenhaal's is a beard not always seen out in the wild, but when it is, the finery is inarguable. It is full, with a heady weight and certain voluminous quality to it other beards only wish to have.

So Happy Birthday, Jake Gyllenhaal's beard (and the rest of Jake Gyllenhaal). You've earned a hairy day.

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