Who Are Dodger & Roger On 'Scream Queens'? The Dollar Scholar Twins' Futures Aren't Very Bright

During Fox's special two-hour premiere of Scream Queens, viewers were introduced to a plethora of amazing characters that left us eager to see more from their campy school. We have seen plenty of hilarious shenanigans from the girls of Kappa Kappa Tau, but now the boys of the Dickie Dollar Scholars fraternity are getting in on the blood-soaked fun. Blink and you could have missed them during the premiere, but a set of hunky twins had viewers paying close attention. So who are Dodger and Roger on Scream Queens?

We don't have much information on the sweater-clad twins that appeared at the end of the episode, but I'm already intrigued by their brief cameo. First of all, they are definitely twin brothers. So fear not, you weren't just seeing double. And yes, their names, Dodger and Roger, are absolutely cause for a chuckle... as are their outfits. Dressed as the consummate preppy frat boys, they are first seen in matching plaid shorts and polo shirts with light sweaters (one red and one blue, because they are their own people, guys!) tied around their shoulders. Sound ridiculous? It totally is. But one thing I think we can all agree on is their killer jaw lines. These fellas are complete babes.

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Since we don't know much about their characters yet, I've come up with a few ideas about who they might become, born of some wild speculation. Here are some Dodger and Roger predictions for this season of Scream Queens.

They Are Both The Red Devil

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One of the best things about slasher movies is that you never really know who the killer is until it's revealed. Most horror flicks throw some red herrings in the mix, along with people who are never supposed to be suspects. Judging by first impressions of Dodger and Roger, i'm going to throw them in the latter category. Their sweater vests definitely don't scream brutal butcher. But wouldn't that just make this even more brilliant? Seemingly harmless, preppy twins who could be in two places at once are unmasked as the Red Devil? It would be a fun twist.

They Both Die

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Let's be real. This scenario kind of seems like the most likely one to come to fruition. Watching them scream like little children at the end of the episode didn't exactly cement their tough guy status. I could see their deaths somehow being related to the fact that they are twins, because the Red Devil seems to have a flair for the dramatic.

One Of Them Dies

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Maybe one of them will kick it and the other one will lose their mind. Maybe the loss of their twin, their other half, their bro... will drive the surviving twin to save the day and kill the Red Devil. Maybe this all ends with Dodger or Roger becoming the ultimate hero.

Maybe They Wear Those Sweaters All The Time

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Now that's a scary thought.

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