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What Happens When You Speak In Taylor Swift Lyrics
I'll be honest: Having a conversation using only Taylor Swift lyrics is the stuff of my "wildest dreams." (See?) So when Julianne Moore and John Stamos spoke in Swift's lyrics on The Late Late Show with James Corden, I was in awe. And, naturally, I accepted the challenge of doing the same — describing my reaction to the soap opera-themed skit using only Swift's lyrics.
Remember this moment in the back of my mind. I close my eyes and I can picture it after all these days. I hear the words, but all I can think is now I'm always laughing. Dear John [Stamos], you need to hear me out. I just wanna tell you, I watch you talk. You didn't notice the way you look, the way you laugh is sparkling. Don't you let it go. You, with your words like starlight: "Tonight's the night we forget about heartbreaks." Something 'bout it felt like home somehow and I, I, I like it. There's so much more, I'd never seen it before — I had the time of my life.
You can watch the hilarious, melodramatic performance and check out the complete list of every Taylor Swift song referenced in the skit below.
1. "Blank Space"
Corden memorably promises, "Darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.
2. "Shake It Off"
Corden and Moore chant "shake, shake, shake" at each other.
3. "Our Song"
"Baby, is something wrong?" Corden asks.
4. "I'm Only Me When I'm With You"
"I'm only up when you're not down," Corden adds, as Moore laughs coldly.
5. "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"
"Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change," Moore responds sarcastically.
6. "I Knew You Were Trouble"
"I knew you were trouble when you walked in!" Moore says.
7. "You Belong With Me"
"She wears short skirts," Corden said of the woman calling him. "I wear t-shirts!" exclaims Moore.
8. "Style"
"You know, I've heard that you've been out and about," Moore notes.
9. "Tell Me Why"
"You tell me that you love me then you cut me down," argues Corden.
10. "Bad Blood"
"Baby, now we've got bad blood," Moore delcares, to which Corden responds, "Hey! It used to be mad love!"
11. "Wildest Dreams"
"In your wildest dreams!" Moore says, shutting down Corden.
12. "Love Story"
"Marry me, Juliette!" Corden says, getting down on one knee.
13. "Picture To Burn"
"Go on and tell your friends I'm obsessive and crazy," Moore cries.
14. "22"
"Tonight's the night we forget about heartbreaks," Stamos declares.
You can watch the full skit in the video above.