Hot Dog! A New Ep Of 'The Sims' 'Scream Queens'

Previously on The Sims Scream Queens: Sim Kappa Kappa Tau pledges Sim Chloe, Sim Zayday, and Sim Hester moved into the sorority house; Sim Chanel was all sorts of cryptic about the third floor of the Sim Kappa Kappa Tau house; Sim Chanel #2 met the Sim Red Devil; the Sim Red Devil pried a comically large lollipop from the hands of a tiny infant. You can check out the first installment of The Sims Scream Queens here.

This week, the Sim sorority sisters grappled with the sudden disappearance of Sim Chanel #2. No one knew where she went. Sure, they read Sim Chanel #2's "THE SIM RED DEVIL JUST TOOK A LEAK ALL OVER MY BEDROOM FLOOR" tweet, but that tweet didn't provide them with any information regarding their sorority sister's current whereabouts. Worried that the Sim Red Devil might've had something to do with Chanel #2's disappearance, Sim Denise Hemphill, Sim Gigi, Sim Dean Munsch, and Sim Wes moved into the sorority house. They would attempt to protect the other Kappa Kappa Taus from whatever may or may not be lurking in the shadows of the house.

Did this put a stop to the Sim Red Devil? Of course not. As far as the Sim Red Devil is concerned, the more Sims to terrorize, the merrier. And yes, I've recapped all of the madness. Let's boogie.

In The Dead Of The Night, A Dream Made Sim Chanel Jump Out Of Bed

"Someone is breaking the number one house rule," she said. "I must stop them."

Sure Enough, Sim Chloe Had Just Walked Up To The Third Floor

Looks like Sim Chanel's spidey sense doesn't need recalibration after all.

Without Warning, Sim Chanel & Sim Chloe Fused Together

The president of Sim Kappa Kappa Tau was scared she wouldn't be able to stop the curious pledge. So Sim Chanel did the only thing she could think to do: she took over Sim Chloe's body.

Sim Chloe Somehow Managed To Escape Sim Chanel's Clutches

"If you think it's enough to stop me from exploring this spooky attic, your brain must be made out of mashed potatoes," Sim Chloe said. "I have to know what is going on up here."

Sim Chanel Threatened To Put Sim Chloe In A Soup Can If She Took One More Step

"Seriously, Sim Chloe," Sim Chanel pleaded. "No one is allowed up here. Not even me. Go downstairs before I have to resort to drastic measures."

Sim Chloe could sense the soup can threat was not an empty threat. She reluctantly left the attic before she got a chance to snoop around.

Sim Chloe Told Sim Pete What She Found On The Third Story Of The Sorority House

"Wait, tell me more about the skull and crossbones wallpaper," Sim Pete said. "This is blowing my mind."

Sim Chanel #5 Floated Above The Dining Room

Sim Chanel continued to eat a plate of waffles as if a human wasn't hovering above her.

Sim Zayday & Sim Chloe Asked Sim Denise To Check Out Sim Chanel #2's Room

"There was a spot right here," Sim Chloe said. "It was bluish in color. Maybe someone spilled a bunch of liquid detergent?"

Sim Zayday & Sim Chloe Pointed Out Some Other Potential Clues

"Yeah, this laptop has been smoking nonstop for hours," Sim Zayday explained. "And I have no idea where this plate of rotten hot dogs came from or why it's sitting on a nightstand. Oh, and there was a tweet about the Sim Red Devil? That might be important."

Sim Chad Stopped By The Sim Kappa Kappa Tau House To Dump Sim Chanel For The Zillionth Time

"I'm a Nantucket red diamond," Sim Chad explained, "and you're a can of trash."

Sim Chad Was In No Mood To Let Sim Chanel Down Easily

Jeez, Sim Chad. Way harsh.

Meanwhile, The Sim Red Devil Went For A Jog On His Treadmill

Why yes, that is a torso on his t-shirt.

The Sim Red Devil Totally Ate it

I had a good laugh.

Later, The Sim Red Devil Lurked Outside One Of The Kitchen Windows

What are you staring at, Sim Red Devil?

It Took Me A Few Moments, But I Eventually Realized What It Was That Caught His Attention

Hot doggity dog, it's a hot dog!

Sim Chanel #5 Brought Pancake Ingredients To One Of The Bedrooms & Stared Down A Sleeping Sim Chanel #3

Creepy much?

Sim Hester Rummaged Through Sim Chanel's Armoire

Don't get caught by Sim Chanel!

Sim Chanel Caught Sim Hester Right Away


In A Shocking Turn Of Events, Sim Chanel Started Screaming About Key Lime Pie

You have a point, Sim Chanel. Key lime pie rules.

Sim Chanel Gave Sim Hester A Makeover

Hester has become Chanel #6.

Meanwhile, A Pancake Flipped Itself

I'm not kidding.

Do You See It?

It's in the air!! All by itself!! WHAT IS GOING ON?!

The Pan Of Pancake Carried On Like This For 15 Seconds

OK, Sim Kappa Kappa Tau house. You've made your point. I get it. You're spooky.

The Sim Kappa Kappa Taus Discussed Sim Chanel #2's Whereabouts

"I bet tweet about the Sim Red Devil peeing his pants was code for 'I'm on VAAAAYCAAAY,'" Sim Chanel #5 said.

Sim Chanel Interrupted The Conversation To Introduce The Sim Kappa Kappa Taus To Sim Chanel #6

"Sim Kappa Kappa Tau is going to fly to the moon on a rocket ship!" Sim Chanel #6 announced.

And Then, The Front Door Flew Open

"Not so fast," Sim Dean Munsch said. "No one in this sorority is climbing aboard a rocket. Because I am MOVING IN. And so is Sim Gigi. And so is Sim Chloe's dad. We're here to protect you from the Sim Red Devil."

Sim Gigi Surprised Everyone (Myself Included) With Some Big News

She's pregnant? Oh. OK. I reckon a congratulations is in order!

Sim Denise Asked Sim Zayday Why There Was A Portable Grill Under Her Bed

"Do you know anything about those hot dogs on the nightstand?" Sim Denise asked.

"No! I promise I don't! My grandma sent me that grill. It's a self-defense grill," Sim Zayday explained.

"Oh. OK. That checks out," Sim Denise replied.

The Sim Red Devil Crept Down To The First Floor


The Sim Red Devil Tried To Scare Sim Gigi

Luckily for Sim Gigi, Sim Wes intercepted the Sim Red Devil before any mayhem could commence.

Then, The Sim Red Devil Vanished Without A Trace

"EVERYONE STAY IN THEIR ROOMS!" Sim Wes yelled. "I've gotta secure the perimeter."

Sim Wes Couldn't Believe The Sim Red Devil Vanished Without A Trace

Sim Wes was stunned, to say the least.

Sim Wes Took It Upon Himself To Check The Fireplace

"It's worth a shot," Sim Wes mumbled to himself. "For all we know, the Sim Red Devil could have his own version of the Floo Network."

Meanwhile, Sim Dean Munsch Sauntered Down The Hallways

"All of this chaos sure is fun, isn't it?" she said to no one.

Where Did The Sim Red Devil Go?

He snuck up to the third floor and fell fast asleep. Dude tuckered himself right out.

Sim Red Devil sure had himself an exciting day! What mischief will he make next? TO BE CONTINUED.

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