Dwyane Wade Might Have Cheated on Gabrielle Union, And We Are Not Happy

Mega yikes. Yesterday, the story broke that Dwyane Wade has a new son. And the mother isn't fiancé Gabrielle Union. Reportedly, the baby was conceived when Union and Wade were on a break earlier this year. I did what I could to process the news. Oh wait, I've yet to process it. I'm still a tad frazzled. Well today, TMZ reported that the baby happened before Wade and Union went on their break. DAMMIT, D-WADE. NOW I'M THE MOST FRAZZLED.

TMZ says the baby was born on Nov. 10. Okay. If the baby was born exactly nine months after he was conceived, Wade and the baby's mother, Aja Metoyer, did the dirty back in Feb. What does one do with that info?

Well, TMZ did some sleuthing, (i.e., looked at Union's Instagram account), and found several cutesy photos of Wade (and Wade and Union) from Feb. and March. The pics from the month of April are noticeably sans-Wade (and this is probably when the break was going on). The couple-y photos start up again in May. So the general conclusion: It seems like the baby-making might've happened when Union and Wade were still an item. Eesh. EESH. Does not look good.

Monday, I asked, “WHAT THE HELL, DWYANE WADE!? A BABY!?! YOU WENT ON A BREAK AND MADE A BABY?!”

Today, I ask, "WHAT THE HELL, DWYANE WADE!? A BABY!?! YOU CHEATED ON GABRIELLE UNION AND MADE A BABY?!?!?!?!?!??!?! AND SHE FORGAVE YOU?! WOULD YOU DO THE SAME FOR HER?!?!?!"

Ah, right. It's their relationship. I need to dial it down. If they're able to work this out, that's their deal. I don't particularly like the situation (whatever the situation actually may be), but I really do wish everyone involved the best. I mean it. And I'm certain my well-wishing means a great deal to these very famous people during what I assume to be an incredibly intense time.