Drake “Hotline Bling” Parody Videos That Are Too Weird To Miss

LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 28: Drake performs at the New Look Wireless Birthday Party at Finsbury Park on June 28, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)
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I almost ruined an entire pot of ravioli last night, and it’s all Aubrey Graham's fault. But you know what? It would've been worth it. Allow me to set the scene: It was a Monday evening. I was minding my own business while I cooked dinner. After I dropped the cheese-filled pasta in the water, I grabbed my phone and started scrolling through Twitter. That’s when I saw the big news: Drake's "Hotline Bling" music video was out. I switched over to my phone’s web browser and typed in “drake hotline bling” into the YouTube search bar. Just as I was about to click the link to the official video, something else caught my eye. And that something is titled “Drake hotline bling ( Sponge Bob parody).” 

I did what any self-respecting human would do in such a situation: I watched the SpongeBob SquarePants “Hotline Bling” video on repeat. During the eighth viewing, I snapped out of the trance. The ravioli. I rushed over to the stove and saw that the water was just about to boil over. I frantically turned off the burner, drained the water out of the pan, and waited for the not-overcooked (WHEW) ravioli to cool. That was close.

As I noshed on the not-overcooked ravioli, I got back to business: I watched every "Hotline Bling" parody video I could find. I bookmarked the weirdest of the weird "Hotline Bling" parody videos. And now, I will share the weirdest of the weird "Hotline Bling" parody videos.

The SpongeBob SquarePants

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This is the video that almost cost me my dinner.

The High School Musical

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This took my breath away. 

The Dancing Skeleton

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BRB, gotta go learn those sweet moves.

The Call Me On My Shellphone

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Another SpongeBob video? You know it!

The Harry Potter

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It's... it's just... It's so BEAUTIFUL. The #DrakeIsAlwaysOnBeat hashtag really is the gift that keeps on giving.

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