I know this might be an insane request, but please don't freak out. Sure, Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence are filming a movie together right now, but that's no reason to freak out. I mean, they're doing it right now, as the rest of us perform life-saving surgery (maybe you?), or lounge on our couch in our pajamas with our laptops on our stomachs (definitely me). Your two favorite actors and dream best friends are getting to work on their movie Passengers , maybe joking around with each other, starting to craft a movie that Pratt promises is "FREAKING AWESOME." His words, but the FOMO is all mine.
And, in case you're wondering how we ended up with such a down-to-the-minute report of what Pratt and Lawrence are up to, it's because Chris Pratt gave us a little sneaky peek on social media, posting a photo of his and Jennifer Lawrence's on-set chairs — is there a word for them? — embroidered with their names. It's a good thing he did, because, if I'm being completely honest, I kind of forgot this movie was even happening.
I remember hearing Lawrence was demanding $20 million in salary, after the Sony hack revealed she was paid less than her male costars, and applauding her for that, but then it fell right out of my head. If anyone needed a reminder that oh, yeah, two of your favorite people on the planet are gonna be in a movie together, it was me. So I guess what I'm saying is this Instagram of chairs? Chris Pratt put it up for me and only me... but the rest of you guys can look at it too, because I'm generous.
How exciting is this? If the anticipation doesn't kill me first, I can't wait to get my butt into a theater on Dec. 21, 2016 to watch this on the big screen. And, just a heads up, Chris Pratt: I'll be much more likely to make it that far if you put up some photos of you and your costar as well. Hint hint!