Chelsea Handler: Coming To A City Near You

Good news, Chelsea Handler fans: After two years since her last book, Chelsea Handler has announced plans for a new book and an accompanying tour that will take her across the nation to outrage/amuse citizens from Bethlehem, PA to Los Angeles, CA. Get excited, everyone.

Even better: She announced the news with an epic video, in which she details a new set of "rules" for those who want to attend her show. Example: "Don't yell out, 'Where's Chewy?!'" She instructs. "For such a little guy, he's a huge disappoint." There's also: "If you ask me to sign a book, please make sure it's one of my books." Fair enough, right?

As for her book — that has been announced to be titled Uganda Be Kidding Me, and it will be a "absurd collection of essays" in which "Chelsea shares some of her favorite stories from the road while also giving travelers her unique guide to etiquette, hot spots and memorable destinations." In other words, expect some great tips to having the most outrageous vacation imaginable. I, personally, wouldn't have it any other way.

This is the second book to be released under Handler's three-book deal with her own publishing imprint, Borderline Amazing/A Chelsea Handler book. The first book was 2011's Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me.

Check out the video below, and then head on over to Handler's website for a full list of tour dates.

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