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Rand Paul Wants The Government To Be Teeny Tiny

by Julie Alvin

The primary focus of Tuesday night's fourth Republican presidential debate was economic policy. And when moderator Neil Cavuto turned a question to Rand Paul, the famously right-wing candidate was psyched to have a moment with the mic. "Thanks for including me in the tax debate," he said a bit snarkily after Cavuto asked if cutting taxes would "risk creating a near-term budget crisis just as your presidency would be beginning."

Paul said that when addressing the issue of taxes, "We have to ask the question 'Where is money best spent — in the private sector or in the government sector?'" He went on to discuss his well-documented views on the role of government, which is that, well, it shouldn't have much of a role at all.

"I want a government really really small. So small you can barely see it," he said. "So I want lower taxes, and much more money in the private sector."

While you might expect such a comment to yield a storm of "That's what she said!" jokes, apparently the people of Twitter are a little more mature than I am. That said, there was no shortage of people expressing their opinions on Paul's desire for an itty-bitty center of power in Washington.

OK, so maybe not everyone could help themselves ...

Glad I'm not the only one.