I'm so glad Keeping Up With The Kardashians is finally back for Season 11, but there's one thing I'd rather not witness: The dissolution of one of the greatest love stories of our time. Since KUWTK chronicles my favorite crazy reality family's life, it's a given that we're about to see the worst of the Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick breakup, and it's already in full swing on Sunday's premiere. And not surprisingly, her family is totally on board with the fact that they need to split.
Of course, in real time, Kourtney and Scott have been split for awhile (even though I'm still not over it) but in KUWTK time, everything's still pretty fresh. In fact, Scott still hasn't come to collect his stuff from Kourt's house, and she's pretty mad about it — mostly because she's ready to move on. And anyone who's ever been through a breakup already knows that's a pretty impossible task when you're looking at your ex's stuff all over your house every day.
Seriously, dude, come get your stuff, if for no other reason than watching scenes like this are completely heartbreaking. I can't keep reliving the worst breakup that's happened all year long!
And as per Kards family protocol anytime something important is going down, Kris and Kim gathered at Kourtney's house to talk about it. Despite the years of love they've shown Scott, and how easily he was assimilated into their family. No mistakes will be made here: As much as they love Scott, they're definitely team Kourt. And by the end of their conversation, Kris and Kourtney are crying, talking about how much she needs to move on. And even though Kris thinks Kourtney needs to find someone who will make her happy, that's not even on her radar yet.
Don't lie. You totally teared up when Kourtney dabbed her eyes and said she just wants what's best for her kids. When Kourtney cries, you know that's when the you-know-what is officially getting real.
It's sweet to see her mom and sister have her back like this, although is it really anything new? Just another reason I wish I was a Kardashian... you know, out of the 70 billion others.