11 'Real Housewives' Inspired Christmas Gifts That Are Perfect For Any Superfan
As far as I'm concerned, Real Housewives is the gift that keeps on giving. As a super devoted fan, I am forever grateful for the plethora of women who become Real Housewives, the cities that get their own series, the endless shade that gets thrown, the memes that will live on the Internet forever, and everything else that the series has brought into my life. Just when I thought that the franchise couldn't bring more joy into my life, I was wrong. There are actually Real Housewives themed Christmas presents that we can all purchase for friends or put on our own wish lists. Now we can include some of our favorite Housewives memories in our lives even when we aren't watching the shows or scrolling through social media.
The most iconic franchise moments have been captured in Christmas themed sweaters, mugs, cards, stockings, and other products so we all can incorporate the show into our every day lives even more than we already have. If you are a big Real Housewives fanatic like I am, you are going to want all of these gifts for Christmas. And if you have a Real Housewives fan you want to give a gift to, even better! Nothing says Christmas like catty quotes from millionaire reality stars on a holiday sweater.
1. Don't Be All Un-Merry Stocking
Of course, Countess LuAnn de Lesseps' iconic "Don't be all, like, uncool" rant has been modified for the holidays. No other Christmas stocking sends the right message to Santa quite like this one.
2. "What Are You Doing Here Without Donner?" Shirt
Real Housewives of New York City fans will never forget Sonja Morgan screaming, "What are you doing here without Dorinda?" So this Christmas take on that amazing moment is everything. True fans will definitely appreciate this "What are you doing here without Donner?" shirt.
3. Kim-Zolciak Inspired Holiday Card
I have nothing but love for this Christmas card with its Kim Zolciak-inspired reindeer. I cannot believe someone thought of this, but I'm so happy it exists and I hope she's seen it.
4. "You Stole My Goddamn Gingerbread House" Tote Bag
This puts a fun holiday twist on the scandalous line Kim Richards said to her sister Kyle Richards during the first Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finale, which led to a legendarily explosive fight in the back of the limo. Kim yelling "You stole my goddamn house" has a little Christmas spin with this tote bag.
5. "Get Off My Jock" Christmas Card
I'm not exactly sure who you would give this card to, but I'm sure you could find someone who would appreciate it even though it's far from a Merry greeting. Bethenny Frankel's "Get off my jock" line is legendary and eternally quotable, so I am happy that it has been immortalized as a Christmas card.
6. "All I Want For Christmas Is Pinot Grigio" Tank Top
This "All I want for Christmas is Pinot Grigio" tank top HAS to be inspired by the Pinot Grigio-fueled Ramona Singer.
7. Countess LuAnn Ornaments
If you know a certain someone who can't get enough of the Countess, these "Don't be all, like, un-merry" Christmas ornaments are the perfect tree decoration. It could only get better if there were ornaments for every Real Housewives one-liner.
8. "Wine Is For Drinking" Christmas T-Shirt
This one applies to pretty much every Real Housewives franchise, but it is probably most applicable to RHOBH, in addition to being a great reminder during the holiday party season. We should all know that "Wine is for drinking, not throwing."
9. "Don't Be All Uncool" Christmas Pillow
Nothing welcomes holiday guests like another decoration immortalizing that famous quote from the Countess. This pillow with its ugly Christmas sweater pattern is the perfect way to remember not to "Be all uncool" during the holidays.
10. Real Housewives Of [Your City] Snowflake Ornament
If you can't actually be a part of Real Housewives, you might as well pretend to be. Fans can customize this ornament to represent their city or state.
11. "She Brought Me Sprinkle Cookies" Pillow
RHONJ fans will never forget Teresa Giudice dismissing Melissa Gorga bringing sprinkle cookies to Christmas. This is the perfect pillow to add a fun, decorative touch to the holidays, especially since it's inspired by a Christmas scene on the show,
The fact that us super fans can incorporate the Real Housewives into celebrating Christmas is a beautiful thing which proves that this TV franchise is truly the gift that keeps on giving.