'Vanderpump Rules' Will Crumble If Stassi Schroeder Actually Moved to New York

Okay. It isn’t 110% confirmed, but Stassi Schroeder might’ve moved to New York. If this is real, it probably means she won't be back for season 3 of Vanderpump Rules . No. NO. NO! I’m not ready for a Stassi Schroeder-less SUR. Back in Nov., Schroeder told Wetpaint Entertainment she “couldn’t see [herself] doing another season unless there was maybe some new people or it was a different situation because [she doesn’t] have anything left to give to them.” She also said she and boyfriend Patrick Meagher were deciding if she should move to NYC (where he lives) or if he should move to LA. I tried to not give these comments any weight. I tried to put that there was a chance she could move to NYC from my mind. "She's testing me. She's testing my trust," I thought. "But I know she will never abandon me."

Looks like I might've been wrong. On Jan. 12, costar (and ex-boyfriend) Jax Taylor tweeted, “@mrjaxtaylor: #PumpRules will be back — just a lot has changed !!! For the better though. Thanks everyone — you guys are all amazing !!” Could the "a lot [that] has changed" mean "Stassi Schroeder moved to New York City to be with Meagher?"

Welp. Last week, Schroeder posted and deleted picture of a moving truck. The caption: “Farewell California! #nyc.”

Oh. Oh this does bode well for those of us who stan for Stassi “The Glue of Vanderpump Rules” Schroeder.

What will season 3 be without the unofficial holiday that is Stassi Schroeder’s Birthday? Who will make fun of Taylor/inspire his tattoo choices? Who will put Kristen Doute and Tom Sandoval’s relationship on blast? Who will be sometimes-nice to Scheana Marie?

WHO WILL BE LISA VANDERPUMP’S FAVORITE?! Peter Madrigal? Peter Madrigal is the only somewhat acceptable answer.

One thing's for certain:

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