14 Valentine’s Quotes That Won’t Make You Vomit

Valentine’s Day usually finds us awash in mushy gifts, cheesy greeting cards, and romantic movies that kind of make us...well, gag. But romance doesn’t have to be nausea-inducing! We scoured the Internet for the best quotes about love and relationships that also happened to be the least likely to make you lose your lunch all over your valentine (sexy). Here are 14 romantic quotes for the unromantic among us.

The moment you realize you’re in love can be romantic…

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…Or kind of panic-inducing (in a good way).

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We can probably swap “married” out for “in a long-term relationship,” but that aside, Joanne totally knew what she was talking about.

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We’ll go with “metaphorically shoot him” in this case.

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It’s even better if you can dance together to that song.

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There’s no such thing as too many nickels.

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Love, How I Met Your Mother-style.

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If you believe in fate, there’s this…

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…And if you don’t, there’s this. Both are accurate.

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Love is a contradiction. Or something. Truth.

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Heartbreak is an inevitable part of falling in love. Here’s how to deal with it.

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Even when you’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do.

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I think this is what they mean when they talk about “loving someone, warts and all.”

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This is very sweet.

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It’s by Bob Dylan so it has to be good.

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