Khloe Kardashian Plays Eff, Marry, Kill With Scott Disick & Tyga, Awkwardness Times One Million Ensues — VIDEO
Try for a minute to imagine the people you would least like to play a round of eff, marry, kill with. What immediately comes to mind for me are family members: My mother, my father, every single one of my siblings, and every single person my friends or family have ever dated. Inviting any of those people into a game of eff, marry, kill seems like the most cringe-worthy of endeavors to me. Which is why, when I saw the recent clip of Kocktails with Khloé where Khloé Kardashian plays eff, marry, kill with Scott Disick and Tyga — aka, her sisters’ former and current boyfriends— I could feel my skin start to crawl. This is seriously the most awkward game of eff, marry, kill ever. Including your sisters’ boyfriend and ex-boyfriend in a round of the most personal game ever sounds like sheer misery to me, and Khloé doesn’t fail to make the situation even more horrible by offering up her sisters as the people they have to choose from.
Maybe it’s the fact that she uses herself when she asks Tyga. Or the fact that she includes two of her other sisters. Or the fact that both Tyga and Disick are sitting next to each other as they talk about potentially boning each other’s girlfriends/ex-girlfriends. Or maybe it’s just awkward as hell because these are not hypothetical people like most people throw out there as options when they play the game. These are real people to the three of them.
However, despite the fact that the whole thing just reeks of awkwardness, somehow it’s still totally delightful. Probably because it’s Khloé Kardashian, and she can do absolutely no wrong in my book. But, oh man, there are so many awkward connections and overlaps in this game of eff, marry, kill that I literally wanted to hide under my desk after watching it. Either that, or go take a hot shower to rinse off all of the awkies.
The latest episode of Kocktails with Khloé airs on Wednesday night at 10 p.m. on FYI. And with two of her sisters’ significant others on the couch, you’re going to want to turn in for this kocktail hour. I know I will be.