Oprah Turns 60 and 11 of Her Famous "Friends" Send "Gifts"
If you thought you had it hard shopping for gifts for your friends, try having to shop for Oprah Winfrey. The Queen of Everything and New Cars turns 60 today — Happy Birthday, O! — and even though she decided to forgo a birthday party because she's too totally popular doesn't mean those closest to her aren't going to reach out and gift anyway.
Considering O's status as a humble and non-braggart, we're sure she won't be dishing on what her famous friends got her, but with a little bit of ingenuity and a lot a bit of hypotheticals, we've deduced what gifts she's likely to receive.
Only by deduce we mean "completely made up" but hey — some of them sound pretty legit, if we do say so ourselves. But click through to see what you think.
Present from Gayle King
One free punny pass for a little alone time sans Gayle.
Image: Parker Brothers, Inc.
Present from the Obamas
The White House spare key.
Image: Ron’s Rescued Treasures
Present from Jay Z and Beyoncé
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Present JUST from Beyoncé
Present from Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
She didn’t ask for it, but Kim and Kanye insisted on buying this Daniel Edwards statue of a pregnant Kim titled “L.A. Fertility” for her beautiful Santa Barbara home remodel.
Image: Daniel Edwards
Present from Barbra Streisand
Shade. Pure shade.
Present from Julia Roberts
A big, fat charitable donation to the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls.
Present from John Travolta
An official Scientology at-home e-meter system.
Present from Richard Branson
A first class, roundtrip ticket to space to prep the aliens for her inevitable intergalactic takeover.
Present from Stedman Graham
The pure, unadulterated spotlight. Just like he gets her every year.