13 Life-Changing ‘MTV Cribs’ Revelations That Are Worth Revisiting

Two of my biggest interests happen to be famous people and house tours, so yeah, it's safe to assume that I miss the MTV Cribs as much as I miss Making the Video . Picking up right where ‘80s/‘90s series Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous left off, MTV Cribs premiered in 2000, and for the next several years, our eyes feasted upon the infinity edge pools, the early aughts decor, the palatial walk-in closets, the tanks of miniature sharks, the makes of vehicle that this plebe [points to self] did not know existed, and all of the unopened bottles of Fiji water. Thanks to this program, we got the forever iconic reality show The Osbournes , the phrase “…and this is where the magic happens” (shout out to New Kids On the Block's Joey McIntyre for getting that ball rolling), the occasional fake homestead, and a voyeuristic peek into superstars’ oh-so chic (and oh-so staged) refrigerators. As far as my peepers were concerned, MTV Cribs was a deliciously decadent dish of a show.

But if there was one element of MTV Cribs that really took the series to the next level, it was anytime a celeb showed off something that made their home truly unique. Their McMansion's pièce de résistance. The revelation we did not see coming. Here are just a handful of the most important MTV Cribs reveals of all time:

1. When Hugh Hefner Revealed The Playboy Mansion's VHS Tape Mountain Range

In this episode, we find out that Hef stored multiple large piles of VHS cassettes on the floor of his bedroom. Hey, why spend money a shelf when the floor gets the job done?

2. When Beyoncé Knowles, Kelly Rowland, and Michelle Williams Destiny’s Child Revealed Their Sleeping Beauty Sink

If I ever stumble upon a large sum of cash, my first purchase will definitely be a fairy tale-themed basin.

3. When A.J. McLean Of the Backstreet Boys Revealed He Wasn't A Fan Of Starbucks

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"Uh, why is a bag of Coffee Bean grounds a big deal?" you ask. Because everyone loved Sbux in the early '00s. Way to drink coffee to the beat of your own drum, McLean!

4. When Adam Levine & James Valentine From Maroon 5 Revealed Their Matching Bedrooms

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[To the tune of “She Will Be Loved”]: They wiiiiiiiiiiill be twinsies!

5. When Penny Hardaway Revealed The Bowling Alley That Was In His House

(Sadly, I could not find a working recording of this episode. I hope this screengrab will do.)

Eat your heart out, Daniel Plainview.

6. When Shaquille O’Neal Revealed His Now-Iconic Circle Bed

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Shaq asked for “the biggest bed in the world.” And by golly, the 15’x30’, round, Superman-themed island does not disappoint!

7. When Aaron Carter Revealed His Toy Jeep/Dog Carrier

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Why get a decorative, inanimate ornament when you can install a dog basket in the hood of the toy Jeep?

8. When Fat Joe Revealed His Rare Sneaker Collection…

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…And promptly licked the sole of a shoe. As one does.

9. When Joey Fatone of *NSYNC Revealed His Shrine To Superman

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Honorable mention: Joey Fatone's KITT car.

10. When Tommy Lee Revealed The Dance Party Room

Wait, how did that guy get on the swing that's hanging from the vaulted ceiling? Did he use a ladder? Or can he just jump really high?

11. When Howie Dorough Of The Backstreet Boys Revealed His 300-Disc CD Player

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Did he really say that stereo holds 300 CDs??? Whoa. And here I thought my 3-disc boom box was fancy!

12. When Missy Elliott Revealed Her Ferrari Bed

(Yet another episode I could not find online. Sorry. I hope this lovely screengrab treats you right.)

Missy Elliott's second episode of Cribs was nothing short of legendary.

13. And Finally, When Mariah Carey Did Not Reveal Marilyn Monroe’s Piano

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“I would show it to you guys, but I can’t.”

The day Netflix adds MTV Cribs to its library will be a win for infinity pools, marble countertops, home elevators, miniature sharks, circle beds, and universal remotes everywhere.

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