How To Make A Pipe Out Of A Twinkie

In college I noticed that every kid turned into a master engineer when it came down to finding something to smoke weed out of. Case and point, this video of how to make a pipe out of a Twinkie. It didn't matter that you had the proper tools for the operation or not — you would continue jabbing objects into each other until the results were favorable. After an hour of tinkering, your semi-garbage-looking piece was ready for use. Mazel Tov!

There is still a stigma about weed in this country, which I don't see going away entirely in my life time. Obviously it has a lot to do with the legal standing of weed today and how people are persecuted in relation to it. It's those stigmas that drive weed innovation. People don't want to get caught so they come up with simple smoking equipment that looks fairly normal to an outsider. That young man is simply biting down on that apple which seems to be on fire for some reason — seems legit. But if apple bongs aren't your thing, why not try something new?

Twinkies are basically indestructible, right? Their ingredients make them last longer than anything else in your refrigerator. They make for the perfect, cheap and easy solution for when you get so high you forget to bring a travel pipe. Finally. An edible weed pipe that doubles as a great after snack. This is what the American dream is all about. So here is the short video that can explain how exactly to turn an average Twinkie into a pipe.

Don't let the shortness of this video discourage you from attempting this out of fear of incompetence. People have used shoes as bongs as well as bottles and cans. This is just another part of the story. Luckily, there are step by step instructions so that you don't mess up.

You just use a straw to take out all of the cream filling. What you do with that cream is entirely up to you. I suggest eating it quickly before I get a chance. I might never know why we came into existence or remember calculus in any way, but I sure know the taste of a Twinkie. I can think of no better reason to try one for the first time, than trying it along side some dank buds.

Be aware: this will take some time to get used to. After all, you are lighting grass out of a processed food with over 20 ingredients. It's not supposed to be easy. Just take a few short breaths and have at it. People will respect your level of ingenuity. Just don't forget to pass that dutch.

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