Justin Bieber Skateboards at Super Bowl Party & Bites a Stripper's Breast All in One Week

Normally, when you get arrested for a DUI, you try to remain as inconspicuous as possible, stay off of anything with wheels, and try not to piss people off. As always, the rules don't apply to Justin Bieber, because he had an agenda of his own during the Super Bowl. Places to go and people to meet, obvs. During a Super Bowl pre-party at a club, Justin Bieber skateboarded across the dance floor — and surprise, surprise — he was "uncooperative" when he was first told he couldn't.

The 11th Annual Leather and Laces party, hosted by Victoria's Secret models Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima, was a star-studded event — but took a turn for the less glamorous around 2 a.m. When Bieber arrived at the Liberty Theater in NYC in the wee hours of the morning with his crew and trusty skateboard in tow, he was told there was "no way" he could skateboard at the party, according to People. Bieber reportedly replied, "Come on," when told he couldn't dazzle the crowd (like the charming gentleman he is), left his private VIP cabana, and promptly skateboarded across the dance floor as the crowd parted for his antics. Is this like Linus in Peanuts with his blankie? Can Bieber not roll anywhere (pun intended) without his trusty skateboard? Since Bieber can't drive right now, it looks like he's going to be hell on wheels for the foreseeable future.

However, Bieber was reportedly "very approachable" with fans until about 5 a.m., showing off a new tattoo. A source told the outlet that Bieber wasn't drinking, but did have a vanilla cupcake. Cupcakes and skateboarding? Sounds like what happens during a 10-year-old boy's birthday party.

Incidentally, Bieber's public display of his mad skateboarding skillz comes on the heels of a photo surfacing of Bieber and his rapper friend, Khalil... how do I put this gently... doing something that doesn't happen during a 10-year-old boy's birthday party. On Sunday, a photo surfaced of Bieber and Khalil each biting on a stripper's breast during a party at an LA recording studio. The picture is very graphic and makes my eyes twitch. So, just a few words to recap Justin's exciting life recently: eggs, strippers, DUI, arrests, and skateboarding.

What do you have to say for yourself, Bieber?

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