8 Ways You Should Flirt With Bae On Snapchat
Flirting is second nature to me. It comes as easily as flying without wings, balancing on a wire thousands of feet in the air, or getting nominated for an Oscar. Basically, I'm a pro. So if you ever felt like you needed some tips on how to flirt, I am the gal to direct all your inquiries to. I've got the answers to questions you haven't even asked yet, and I am willing to share those answers for a small fee. Alas, this is the age of the Internet entrepreneur, and I know that if I want a chance at a successful business model I have to give some things away for free. Like my grandmother always said, "Give them samples or watch your weird made-up business fall into shambles." Thus I chose to focus on Snapchat flirting, the one corner of the market I've got on lock.
The first rule of Snapchat flirting is that you should never shy away from being up close and personal with your phone camera. Only showing closeups of your face leaves the mystery of what else is going on to the viewer. Mystery is what keeps the romance alive (at least according to movies such as V For Vendetta, The Man In The Iron Mask and Phantom Of The Opera). The second rule of Snapchat flirting is that whenever you have a chance to use a Snapchat filter, you should take it. It shows you are creative. Pair that up with a nice pun or two and you have a flirting tornado touching down on your farmhouse any second. You are welcome. I've attached some of my key flirting Snaps that you can emulate in your love games. I myself will be going back to my flirting business and hope to see you back for more.
Start off with this one:
It's a compliment that keeps on giving. You want to be direct and forceful, highlighting your ability to make puns at the top. Puns were how my mother and father got together.
Then you can move on to more complex ideas such as this:
This would be something to send after a date. It lets the recipient know that you are hopeful for a future panning out between you. And obviously, it's a great top-notch pun.
Depending on the type of person you are talking to, you might want to go for the belly laughs.
It's inquisitive enough to let the receiver continue the conversation. After all, you don't want to be the one always starting conversations while your partner never contributes.
Once you are past that weird first date stage you can jump right into commitment.
Don't be afraid to use the "L word". People love hearing that you love them. (Points go to me for rocking the eff out of that beard.)
If you are a more sexually forward person, you can use this filter to really add depth of sexual energy to your Snapchat game.
It easily reminds your partner of the early '00s, and nothing gets people into a sexy mood like cartoonz and nostalgia over their childhood.
This one is obviously a little aggressive, but go big or go home, Snapchatters.
I would send this at night and I would keep screen shots on it in my phone. One day you will create a scrapbook of your love and this would make for the perfect cover. I'm thinking ahead FOR YOU.
Nicknames are cute. Try to use "bae," "hun," and "sweet-bottom" as many times as you can to establish a reputation as a tender lover.
The juxtaposition of the angry rabbit and the sweet words will make your partner think you are a deep artistic soul with an outlet.
Finally, you can always go for this:
The blue tint is exactly the right level of subtle that can make you naturally perfect. Your eyes ARE that big. Your skin IS that warm. You ARE a huge Eiffel 65 fan, but you're not looking to be blue, you are looking to bone and flirt.
I hope this sample of advice helped you on your flirting journey. But who am I kidding? I'm an expert, so this definitely helped! Happy flirting!
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