Baby Pig Dances To Rihanna's "Work" & Her Twerk Game Is So Strong — VIDEO
Forget everything bad that happened to you this week — nay, forget anything bad that has happened in your life ever, for it is about to be swiftly and majestically fixed by this baby pig dancing to Rihanna's "Work." No, wait, let me clarify: this baby pig twerking the hell out of Rihanna's "Work." The booty on this pig is clearly a reincarnated ancestor of Beyoncé, because she's got moves and grooves that put us all to shame. ARE YOU SEEING THIS, WHOEVER BOOKS THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW? THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHAT AMERICA NEEDS.
The video of this little porky superstar in the making was posted on the Facebook page Pigeons and Planes, and while its origins are unknown, I will argue that we don't really need to know. This piggie was clearly a gift from the twerk gods and we would be disrespecting their generous gift to humanity by questioning their intentions. So instead, I bid you to sit back, relax, and try not to think too hard about the fact that your best dance moves just got obliterated by a creature that hasn't even evolved enough to get opposable thumbs. Look at this #blessed little piggy go.
As the old nursery rhyme goes:
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none,
And this little piggy went WORK, WORK, WORK all the way home.
Happy Friday, fellow humans. YOU EARNED ALL 16 SECONDS OF THIS MIRACLE.
Images: Facebook Video