Honesty hour: I ate the grilled cheese flat at Dunkin' Donuts every day for approximately a year in college. It was taken off the menu, to my great devastation, and little by little, Dunkin' has been introducing delicious things to get into my good…

It is Time, my fellow pumpkin-loving fiends. Today we rise from the ashes of our rosé ciders and our bizarrely-shaped pool floats, our Clarendon filters and our LaCroix-themed bathing suits, and lean into the delicious inevitability:…

MoviePass's issues have been making the rounds on Twitterover the past few weeks, as the company instituted surge pricing, then limited the films available for subscribers to watch, and even lost functionality entirely. On August 14, many…

The Thin Mints and Tagalongs you've been hoarding in your freezer the last few months are shaking, because there's a new cookie on the block that isn't here to play. The Girl Scouts of the USA announced that a new Girl Scout Cookie, Caramel…

This is indisputably an excellent summer to be a bacon fan. In June, we were all collectively gifted with the temporary offering of Panera's Bacon Mac & Cheese, and then blessed when Panera added it to the permanent menu. Hopefully, this thrilling…

While it's only August, so this is a supremely early judgment to call, I think it is safe to say that now that Sour Patch Kids Candy Corn is about to hit shelves, we've already found the best Halloween candy in 2018. While you may not be seeing it…

Ah, the collective favorite pastime of '90s babies: casually strolling into your mall's Williams Sonoma with your friends, spending five minutes pretending you can afford things, and then gobbling all the free samples before you duck and run. But…

Go ahead and lick your thumb and hold it to the sky. You feel that breeze? 'Tis the wind of thousands of unrepentant autumn stans just waiting for August to end so we can bust out our moodiest nail polishes, chunkiest sweaters, and coziest socks,…

Epitomizing Ke$ha's iconic line "the party don't start 'til I walk in," it seems that one brand has waited until near the end of this summer to announce its rosé news. Hopefully, it will be worth the wait — Trader Joe's has its own rose hard cider,…

We're nearing the end of summer now, which means that odds are your bloodstream is approximately 50 percent rosé. And while I mean no disrespect toward our beloved Instagram bait of a beverage, shouldn't we endeavor to expand our alcoholic horizons?…

Get ready to get your full spook on, y'all, because it seems we have skipped straight past pumpkin spice season and taken the express train to Halloween. Images of this year's Chocolate Halloween Frosted Flakes with "Spoooky" Marshmallows have hit…

Between the scrunchies half of us are sporting this summer, the sparkling Kool-Aid we're guzzling, and the fact that Netflix is churning out rom-coms faster than you can say "I ship it," we are decidedly all reliving the best parts of the '90s in…

Catch me busting through an unsuspecting tween's wall and shouting "OH YEAHHH" this summer, because Kool Aid Sparklers — a literal sparkling Kool Aid — exists in this same universe that you and I do right now. Apparently we've all been sleeping on…

I know that every time someone writes an article about Halloween in the summer a rosé fairy loses its wings, but y'all, this is well worth the sacrifice: Target's Halloween decorations for 2018 just hit its website, and they are every bit as…

Respect to our forefathers and all, but as big of a deal as the Fourth of July is, the real birthday worth celebrating this month is, in fact, the birthday of one iconic boy wizard we all know and love. And in celebration of said birthday, this July…

Martinelli's, aka the Patron Saint Of Making '90s Kids Feel Fancy Without Actually Being Served Alcohol At The Dinner Table, just made a big announcement on its Instagram. The company posted on July 27 that Martinelli's launched a hard cider —…

2018 has certainly been a good year to be a card-carrying Panera stan, but it's about to get even better: Panera is testing Double Bread Bowls, a concept that defies logic, science, and the veritable carb sponge that is my brain. The concept…

Welp, it's officially time to call up all your friends and cancel your Friday night plans for the next year. Ghirardelli has brownie mug mixes now, and human friendship honestly never stood a chance. Sorry, that was misreporting on my part…

No, it wasn't a collective ABBA-induced fever dream: Bath & Body Works' fall 2018 candle lineup was released, meaning it is officially acceptable for your entire apartment to smell like that apple orchard you once Instagrammed when you were…

Transport yourself for a moment. Think of your ultimate unattainable crush, like your favorite celebrity, or a beloved fictional character. Now picture how your usually very separate worlds might collide — you reach for the same coffee order, or…