Emma Lord
Lifestyle Editor at Bustle. Emma is a Hufflepuff, a parmesan cheese enthusiast, and suffers from a chronic case of Resting WOWOWOOWWOW Face.

Here's The Ridiculously Easy Way To Get A Free Cheesecake Factory Slice Delivered To You

As someone who includes the Cheesecake Factory's menu as one of their top favorite novels on Goodreads, I am delighted to announce that, for once, choosing your dessert at the iconic chain will be a simple process — because you'll be getting it ~for…
By Emma Lord

Disney Released Stunning Vinyl LPs Of Your Fave '90s Movies & You'll Want Them All

Listen, I try to stay humble. But last July I tweeted at Disney's Twitter handle "release the Hercules soundtrack, you cowards," and guess what, fellow humans of the internet? They did just that, and then some. I'm not talking Spotify and iTunes,…
By Emma Lord

Target Is Launching A $20 Cheese Advent Calendar FULL Of Your Fave Cheeses

Sound the alarms, my cheesy friends, because this is brie-ly happening: Target is carrying a $20 cheese advent calendar for the 2018 holiday season, bringing all of your dizziest, dairy-laden daydreams to life. If you've been on the cheese beat for…
By Emma Lord

3 Musketeers Just Released A Cake Flavor That's Basically Funfetti

It's been a hot minute since anyone checked in on the 3 Musketeers to see how they're doing. To be fair, we've been distracted by their fellow chocolate bars in arms; Snickers just underwent a full nut butter makeover, and Reese's and Hershey's…
By Emma Lord

Funko Just Released A Harry Potter Advent Calendar With 24 Mini Figurines

Well, fellow nerds, prepare for your bank account to start sweating more than any authority figure when a Weasley twin enters a room. Any holiday budgeting you might have done in advance of the season is going to need an instant re-haul, because…
By Emma Lord

Trader Joe's Just Launched A Decadent Salted Caramel Mug Cake Mix

For those of us who live in places with definitive seasons, it's starting to get chilly outside, meaning it is time for Indoor Desserts. S'mores and ice cream had their moment in the sun, but now that said sun is sinking into the sky earlier with…
By Emma Lord

You Can Buy A Marie Callender's Cookie Dough Cream Pie That Weighs Over 2 Pounds

There comes a time in every dessert lover's life where they question whether or not they have met their match, and today, my friends, might just be that day. It has come to my attention as a resident of this earth and a frequenter of grocery store…
By Emma Lord

Taco Bell Just Launched Massive PARTY PACKS — Here's What's In Them

While you may have your own Taco Bell order so well memorized that it's practically tattooed to the inside of your eyelids, when it comes to distributing tacos en masse, things can get a little hectic. Rather than individually ordering a bunch of…
By Emma Lord

Experts Say This Is Why You Have The Urge To Rewatch Your Favorite Shows Every Fall

Much like some animals feel compelled by nature to hibernate when the temperature dips below to a certain degree, it hits about 55 and suddenly we are all compelled to wear our toastiest socks, light our kitschiest candles, and ... re-watch Gilmore…
By Emma Lord

Ben & Jerry's Has A "Flavor Graveyard" For All Your Old Favorite Discontinued Pints

There's an old superstition that you should hold your breath when you pass a graveyard, but in this case, maybe you ought to hold your tongue. It turns out that Ben & Jerry's has a graveyard for all the flavors of pints that are no longer in…
By Emma Lord

Chipotle Just Released Scratch-And-Sniff Stickers That Legit Smell Like Chipotle

There were very few things we coveted in the '90s as much as a good scratch-and-sniff sticker. The wisest among us knew you had to be conservative with all that scratching to make the smells last, and only dared wear the sticker on a momentous and…
By Emma Lord

Pizza Hut Just Added Mini Cinnabons To Its Menu, Be Still Your '90s Heart

Ah, the ultimate '90s kid conundrum: you want pizza and you want Cinnabon, but they're on total opposite sides of the mall. Well, it turns out you really can have your rolls and eat them, too: solving your decades-long problem, Pizza Hut now has…
By Emma Lord

On The Summer Of Pokemon Go, And Everything That Happened Next

The first time you open the app you feel like an idiot. You bumble around the park at 6:30 in the morning with the other weekday runners, not sure how this is supposed to work, embarrassed that you’re even trying. You slam right into another runner,…
By Emma Lord

Do Yourself A Favor & Click Into This New "Chris Evans As Golden Retrievers" Twitter

It's 2018, and by virtue of that, we all have strong opinions about the website known as Twitter dot com. We love it, we hate it, we love to hate and hate to love it — however you feel, it is inextricably a part of the millennial narrative, and in…
By Emma Lord

Applebee's Is Selling A Zombie Drink For $1 — Here's What It Tastes Like

Today marks the first day of October, meaning we are definitively in the Season of Spook. Millennials are changing their Twitter names to Halloween puns, baby boomers are putting out ghoulish Halloween decorations, Gen Z is off doing something so…
By Emma Lord

A Chipotle Rewards Program Is Coming & One Of The Freebies Is Chips And Guac

Friend, today marks not only the beginning of October, but the beginning of a brand new horizon for burrito lovers everywhere — or, at the very least, their bank accounts. Chipotle Rewards, a points-based Chipotle loyalty program, will launch in…
By Emma Lord

Taco Bell Is Launching Diablo Chips So Spicy The Bag Has MULTIPLE Warnings

If your taste buds have managed to handle everything else Taco Bell has thrown at them in the last few years, then may I present their latest challenge: Taco Bell launched Diablo Tortilla Chips, based on their famous (infamous??) Diablo Sauce. The…
By Emma Lord

Snickers Is Launching 3 New "Creamy" Flavors That All Nut Butter Fans Will Flip Over

Think about everything you know about Snickers bars, then Control + Alt + Delete it from your chocolate-loving brain. Your favorite childhood candy just got a makeover, courtesy of the new Creamy Snickers Bars, which are made with — be still my…
By Emma Lord

You Can Buy A Life-Size Mermaid Skeleton For Halloween This Year

Ah, the constant conundrum you face when there is glitter in your soul, but a touch of darkness in your heart. Never do those two states of being clash more than during Halloween, when you never know if you want to go spooky glitz or spooky creepy…
By Emma Lord

Disney Is Selling Push-Pops Full Of Bippity Boppity BOOZE

If you also spent most of the '90s in pursuit of push pops, both in ice cream and candied form, then I have some delicious news for you: you can get booze-y push pops at Disney now. The newest offering, available at the Paddlefish Restaurant in…
By Emma Lord