As you are all well aware, today is a particularly iconic day for a certain group of people whose interests happen to converge in a highly-specific way. That's right — it's my third anniversary of working full-time at Bustle! Okay, that, and, obvious…

Today, the millennial pink clouds have parted in the springtime sky to reveal the best candy-related news a '90s kid could ever receive: All Pink Starbursts are back, and this time with a whole lot more pink fire to boot. Not only can you buy limited…

Like any millennial New Yorker worth their salt, I have consumed enough Shake Shack that the budgeting app I downloaded during a rare week of fiscal responsibility this past January passive-aggressively emailed me about it. And it looks like there's …

With the royal wedding a month away, by now most people have a celebration game plan in mind — particularly those of us stuck stateside, who will unfortunately be tuning in before the sun has the decency to rise in the sky. You have plenty of options…

When it comes to royal wedding-themed beverages, the internet has aggressively got your back. First there was a royal wedding-themed beer, brewed at a location that's a mere 15-minute walk from where Meghan and Harry are getting married; then there w…

Friends, neighbors, fellow french fry addicts — we have all endured the timeless condiment struggle that is attempting to dip our beloved fried things in both ketchup and mayonnaise. The sense of ennui one feels when deciding whether to dip in the ke…

Listen, all the news about the upcoming royal wedding is romantic and all, but we need to respect where true romance lies: ice cream. No human being will ever be able to make you feel the way ice cream tastes, and that is a fact proven by science. (B…

Pour one out for all the other wines, y'all, because rosé continues to steal the spotlight again and again. This week alone we've been graced by news that a five dollar rosé is about to hit Target, that Whole Foods is having a massive two-month long …

Listen — I know that society has this whole cliché about every little girl dreaming about becoming a princess, and while that is a totally valid desire and everyone should follow their bliss, I think a lot of us would also argue that we grew up dream…

The key to making a great dessert even better is fairly simple: take aforementioned dessert, and then make it really, really freaking huge. For instance, do you know anyone on this mortal plane who would day no to the giant deep dish chocolate chip c…

Picture this: it's Get Your Butt To Work O'Clock on Monday morning. You're sitting at your desk, your heart and your bladder torn. Do you want the sweet fizz of a vaguely fruit-flavored LaCroix on your tongue, or the rush of that post-coffee high in …

If you aren't a person who has been stockpiling Russell Stover eggs like a squirrel before winter over the past month, then you may be surprised to find that Easter is this literal weekend. It's a little earlier this year than most — as EarthSky note…

Full disclosure before we proceed: I am an aggressive Hello Kitty stan, from a childhood growing up in my mom's Hello Kitty pink kitchen to an adulthood swilling Hello Kitty branded wine. But never in my shiny pink bedazzled existence have I come acr…

In the last few years, the millennial obsession with all things unicorn has, frankly, rivaled Voldemort's. While we're not on the prowl for mythical blood that will grant us immortality (well, most of us anyway), there is no doubt that the unicorn tr…

Indisputable fact: chocolate tastes better when it comes in egg form. We can't argue with science, and science says that once a year, when all of our fave brands go egg-shaped for the weeks leading up to Easter, we all peak as human beings. There are…

There is no shortage of bizarre iterations of the Disney princesses on this here internet. We have things as politically-charged as Disney princesses with periods ranging to things as nonsensical as Disney princesses as hot dogs. While I maintain tha…

To the meal preppers of the world: I salute you. I know not how a human being finds the motivation to cook for a minimum two hours on a Sunday, let alone organize things neatly into labeled tupperware and store them, but that's why you're living your…

There are a lot of milestones in your life that come and go, but some, undoubtedly, are far more poignant and lasting than others — such was the very first time I tried a Cadbury Creme Egg. Since then, whether eaten on the spot, refrigerated, baked i…

Honesty hour: at this point there are so many varieties of delicious pink drinks on deck for the summer of 2018 that I will not be shocked if people start spontaneously combusting into glitter pink sparkles at poolsides and barbecues. The next in the…

If you had any concrete plans this summer, go ahead and cancel them now. The highly-anticipated augmented reality game "Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery" is set to hit a mobile phone near you in spring 2018, and if the Summer of "Pokemon Go" was any in…