As someone who includes the Cheesecake Factory's menu as one of their top favorite novels on Goodreads, I am delighted to announce that, for once, choosing your dessert at the iconic chain will be a simple process — because you'll be getting it ~for…

Listen, I try to stay humble. But last July I tweeted at Disney's Twitter handle "release the Hercules soundtrack, you cowards," and guess what, fellow humans of the internet? They did just that, and then some. I'm not talking Spotify and iTunes,…

Sound the alarms, my cheesy friends, because this is brie-ly happening: Target is carrying a $20 cheese advent calendar for the 2018 holiday season, bringing all of your dizziest, dairy-laden daydreams to life. If you've been on the cheese beat for…

It's been a hot minute since anyone checked in on the 3 Musketeers to see how they're doing. To be fair, we've been distracted by their fellow chocolate bars in arms; Snickers just underwent a full nut butter makeover, and Reese's and Hershey's…

Well, fellow nerds, prepare for your bank account to start sweating more than any authority figure when a Weasley twin enters a room. Any holiday budgeting you might have done in advance of the season is going to need an instant re-haul, because…

For those of us who live in places with definitive seasons, it's starting to get chilly outside, meaning it is time for Indoor Desserts. S'mores and ice cream had their moment in the sun, but now that said sun is sinking into the sky earlier with…

There comes a time in every dessert lover's life where they question whether or not they have met their match, and today, my friends, might just be that day. It has come to my attention as a resident of this earth and a frequenter of grocery store…

While you may have your own Taco Bell order so well memorized that it's practically tattooed to the inside of your eyelids, when it comes to distributing tacos en masse, things can get a little hectic. Rather than individually ordering a bunch of…

Much like some animals feel compelled by nature to hibernate when the temperature dips below to a certain degree, it hits about 55 and suddenly we are all compelled to wear our toastiest socks, light our kitschiest candles, and ... re-watch Gilmore…

There's an old superstition that you should hold your breath when you pass a graveyard, but in this case, maybe you ought to hold your tongue. It turns out that Ben & Jerry's has a graveyard for all the flavors of pints that are no longer in…

There were very few things we coveted in the '90s as much as a good scratch-and-sniff sticker. The wisest among us knew you had to be conservative with all that scratching to make the smells last, and only dared wear the sticker on a momentous and…

Ah, the ultimate '90s kid conundrum: you want pizza and you want Cinnabon, but they're on total opposite sides of the mall. Well, it turns out you really can have your rolls and eat them, too: solving your decades-long problem, Pizza Hut now has…

The first time you open the app you feel like an idiot. You bumble around the park at 6:30 in the morning with the other weekday runners, not sure how this is supposed to work, embarrassed that you’re even trying. You slam right into another runner,…

It's 2018, and by virtue of that, we all have strong opinions about the website known as Twitter dot com. We love it, we hate it, we love to hate and hate to love it — however you feel, it is inextricably a part of the millennial narrative, and in…

Today marks the first day of October, meaning we are definitively in the Season of Spook. Millennials are changing their Twitter names to Halloween puns, baby boomers are putting out ghoulish Halloween decorations, Gen Z is off doing something so…

Friend, today marks not only the beginning of October, but the beginning of a brand new horizon for burrito lovers everywhere — or, at the very least, their bank accounts. Chipotle Rewards, a points-based Chipotle loyalty program, will launch in…

If your taste buds have managed to handle everything else Taco Bell has thrown at them in the last few years, then may I present their latest challenge: Taco Bell launched Diablo Tortilla Chips, based on their famous (infamous??) Diablo Sauce. The…

Think about everything you know about Snickers bars, then Control + Alt + Delete it from your chocolate-loving brain. Your favorite childhood candy just got a makeover, courtesy of the new Creamy Snickers Bars, which are made with — be still my…

Ah, the constant conundrum you face when there is glitter in your soul, but a touch of darkness in your heart. Never do those two states of being clash more than during Halloween, when you never know if you want to go spooky glitz or spooky creepy…

If you also spent most of the '90s in pursuit of push pops, both in ice cream and candied form, then I have some delicious news for you: you can get booze-y push pops at Disney now. The newest offering, available at the Paddlefish Restaurant in…