By now you have your Chipotle order so well-memorized that it's practically tattooed to your brain. But judging from what Chipotle may have in store for its menu, your carefully curated burrito could be shaking in its boots. Chipotle's NEXT Kitchen i…

If you're a fan of pickles and fried chicken, then congratulations — today is your birthday and Christmas and the Fourth of July all rolled into one. KFC's Pickle Fried Chicken was just announced on Twitter, to debut in participating locations on Mon…

Fellow fried chicken stans, every time I think KFC is going to settle down for a little bit after breaking the internet, I am proven gloriously wrong. And while in the past those shenanigans have stayed primarily on Twitter and social media, this par…

According to the CDC and the FDA, Kellogg's Honey Smacks cereal has been linked to a Salmonella outbreak that has extended to a reported 74 cases across 31 states. Kellogg's has voluntarily recalled Honey Smacks cereal, and the CDC is recommending th…

While it has been more than possible to theme your whole life around Hello Kitty for decades — as the owner of a Hello Kitty toaster, microwave, and television (and too much more!!), I can proudly attest to it — it's never been easier than it will be…

While we have all aspired to be the kind of person who avoids IHOP-related drama after that one inevitable messy breakup we all had in the International House Of Teenage Angst as high schoolers, it seems that the drama had no intention of avoiding us…

As all true Nutella stans know, Ferrero, the Italian company responsible for your chocolate hazelnut spread-induced dreams, opened a Nutella cafe in Chicago in 2017. It looks like we should all thank the Windy City for repping it, because apparently …

Fact: you can say you love mac and cheese, but you truly have no idea the scope of what this dish can aspire to until you have tried Panera's iconic Mac & Cheese. But rather than write a novel about how I would swap all of my friends and family out f…

There's a better, boozier version of Barbie's dream home coming our way this summer, in the form of a literal rose wine mansion in New York City. The Rosé Mansion, aka my new permanent address as of this summer, features two stories with 14 different…

It's safe to say that the rosé trend isn't going anywhere anytime soon — in fact, with every summer that passes on this mortal plane, the powers that be only make rosé STRONGER. In case you weren't living and breathing the all day rosé life, it may h…

The official start of summer is right around the corner, but Starbucks is kicking the shenanigans off early this year with the addition of a brand new drink that is apparently so delicious that it's already earned a coveted permanent spot on its menu…

The truest burden of the human experience is the burden of choice. With too many options occasionally comes more power than we can wield, and today, my friends, Olive Garden has flown us all a little too close to that sun — because today, Olive Garde…

Proving that it's not a regular chain, it's a cool chain, Olive Garden has yet again come out of the woodwork with a menu addition so gloriously millennial that you pretty much have no choice but to lean into it, body and soul. This time, though, the…

Friends and fellow royal fanatics, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that I lost that contest to pick a royal wedding ice cream flavor for Ample Hills in advance of Meghan and Harry's wedding, and I'm spiraling into irrational despair ab…

It is unclear exactly what the British empire runs on, but here in America, we run on Dunkin'. Thus, it is only appropriate — nay, our patriotic duty — to mark the occasion of American princess-of-my-heart Meghan Markle marrying Prince Harry with Dun…

There is nothing quite like the glorious freedom and burden that is choice, and no human knows that better than a human who is struggling to order from Panera's "You Pick Two" menu during their busy weekday lunch. Now, though, you can save a little b…

Major spoilers ahead for Avengers: Infinity War. Nobody knows how to do an action movie quite like Marvel, and the franchise has proven its might with that time and time again — from the archetypical action of the first Iron Man to the heist-like joy…

Major spoilers ahead for Avengers: Infinity War. Well, if you've managed to pick your heart up off the floor following the blood bath of our fave heroes, then you need to strap in for this Avengers 4 cast theory — namely, the way that the "We don't t…

Someday, when I am old and gray and all rosé-d out, I am about 93 percent certain that I will be teaching a college class about the 2010s called "Rosé All Day: The Millennial Pink Generation." For truly, who has seen more pink edible things on this i…

Happy National We're All About To Get Fired From Our Jobs For Lack Of Productivity Day, otherwise known as the day the new "Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery" mobile game has launched at long, long last. You may recall in the back of your cluttered Mugg…