Please Watch Jared Leto Flip This Pancake

I love pancakes. I love Jared Leto. So yeah, I love the video of Jared Leto flipping a pancake. Duh doye. The Golden Globe winner posted an Instagram vid with the caption “Pancake pro in the house.” I couldn’t hit “play” fast enough. My fingers actually seized up because I was so amped. I was not disappointed: the hottie flipped a giant flapjack not once but twice. OH MY STARS. Giving me the vapors, Leto.

In my current Jared Leto fantasy, he serenades me with “Stay” and then we watch reruns of House Hunters together. That's it. Why House Hunters and not My So-Called Life or Fight Club (or any other Leto project)? Admittedly, I don't have an amazing answer. I just love House Hunters, okay? That's all there is to it. I think it’d be nice to watch the show with Leto. In my mind, he and I get really into it. We laugh, we cry, we freak out over the decisions the buyers make. This is my fantasy. I've opened up about it. All I ask is that you don’t judge me.

My new and improved Jared Leto fantasy: "Stay," then pancakes, then House Hunters, and then maybe another round of pancakes. Wow. That does sound really great. Can't believe I hadn't thought of it before.

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