It feels like everything is constantly being updated these days, from our favorite apps to our favorite television shows. (You already know I'm talking about Fuller House. Uncle Jesse: Swoon.) As it turns out, the upgrades in life can extend to the bedroom as well, as evidenced by the game-changing sex toys you definitely need to try. If you're looking to add a little spice to your (and your partner's) routine, don't settle for the same old vibrator you've had since freshman year of college.
For a much-needed break from tradition, you'll want to snag a vibrating c-ring that will make you both a little more appreciative of modern technology. You'll be way more impressed by its innovative USB charger than you were by the latest Snapchat update, trust me. And if you're no longer thrilled by limited vibrators sporting monotonous, one-size-fits-all pulse modes, things will get steamy real quick when you incorporate a stimulating toy that you control just by tilting a remote. (Spoiler: It rotates and vibrates. Yep, way more fun than a Wii.) If you want to get with the times when it comes to what you do in the sheets (or shower, or anywhere else, really) — read on to find your new favorite innovative toy. Oh, and feel free to start thinking of yourself as a total techie.
A Silent But Strong Nipple Vibrator For Different Kinds Of Feels
Surprise Yourself, $10, Amazon
This waterproof, compact toy proves that big things come in small packages. Vibrations on the small nubs create intense pleasure for you or your partner, all while keeping its pulses silent — helping your time together stay just between you two. For even more options for foreplay, this vibrator can be used above the waist or below for clitoral stimulation in the bed or the bath, and users give it top ratings for really "packing a punch."
A Vibrating C-Ring For Intense Pleasure For Both You And Your S.O.
If you have a male partner, this vibrating Mio Ring is intended to keep him harder longer and give you all the feels at the same time. It's a total win-win. It's soft and flexible for comfort. Plus, the nifty magnetic USB charger allows you to revive this little pleasure-giver with your laptop. Bonus: This toy comes with a fragrance-free, water-based lubricant to give you everything you need to spend a little extra time in the sheets tomorrow morning.
An App-Controlled G-Spot Stimulator For Long-Distance Fun
This ingenious little toy is a Bluetooth app-controlled G-spot massager that turns your S.O.'s phone into a remote control. You (or your partner) can have the gadget pulsing from anywhere — whether it's the next room or a different state — for one hour straight of stimulation. The app features an "O tracker," motion control, audio recording, and private and public account options, plus a one-year manufacturer's warranty. One user signed off on their perfect rating with just the following: "OMG."
A Silent Couples' Vibrator With Two Long-Lasting Motors
You and your S.O. can use this stimulator with dual motors while you're together under the sheets or far apart in a long distance situation. The motors are silent, so your intimate time with your partner is totally private, and the app allows you to customize your partner's pleasure via your smartphone. This toy also comes with a wireless remote for in-room control, and it stays charged for up to three hours of fun. One user gave this toy top ratings, saying he loved controlling from his phone while having his wife on FaceTime.
A Cordless, Waterproof Massager For Solo Shower Time
Sometimes your usual shower routine needs a pleasure-filled upgrade. This cordless massager is waterproof, so you can bring it with you anywhere, for anything from a tension-relieving body massage to a quick solo session. Plus, this wand has a whisper-quiet Japanese motor so you can keep things low-key. Bonus: This comes with free antibacterial spray cleaner and four AA batteries to get you started.
A Rotating And Vibrating Couples' Massager For Pleasure In Every Position
LELO Ida in Cerise, $126, Amazon
This rotating and vibrating toy for couples features internal swirling rotations that target the G-spot, combined with amazing external vibrations. This, paired with a 'SenseMotion' remote control function that can be used just by tilting the remote, will give you and your partner eight vibration options to choose from for intense pleasure. Bonus: This toy is fully rechargeable, and waterproof for easy cleaning.
A Pulsating Vibrator For Simulating Thrusts
While most toys vibrate, the straight and curved Stronic uses powerful pulsating waves to deliver a natural, internally-felt thrusting feeling while also stimulating external spots with vibration. It has ten discreetly-lit buttons that let you choose the frequency and speed, and it even has a Click 'N Charge recharger so you can keep the fun going all night long. It's even waterproof, and created from medical-grade silicone for complete comfort.
A Customizable Kit For Varied Pleasure Every Time
If you and your partner are more of the adventurous type, get the kit that lets you explore different feelings every time you use it. This unique sex toy kit comes with one large motor, one vibrating pebble, and one cock ring. Pick one of the shapes to try out and attach it to the motor (like the pebble for external stimulation or the C-Ring for intense pleasure for you and your partner). Different kits by Je Joue come with different attachments, so stock up on a few for even more O-worthy options.
Male Stimulator With Oscillating Technology
This powerful male massager is the perfect gift for any guy who wants more intense pleasure in the bedroom. This toy has soft silicone wings that expand around him to create a tight, comfortable fit. One user gave the Pulse II high ratings for helping him have a pleasure-filled experience even with his E.D. Bonus: This massager has a hands-free option that leads to even more fun solo or couples' play options.
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