These 'Vanderpump Rules' Love Poems Should Make the Cast Very Happy
Last night, one of my best friends texted me while she watched Season 1 of Vanderpump Rules for the very first time. I put whatever important thing I was doing on hold (okay, okay I was watching Couples Therapy; the text convo was a welcomed distraction) and furiously phone-typed about the Las Vegas parking lot fight, the staff meetings, and the character of Laura Leigh. I cackled and cheered when she sent the following message: "JAX JUST CRASHED DINNER." And then she followed it up with: "HE'S WEARING A TINY WHITE SWEATER." Oh yes. I was in my element. Reliving legendary VR events through the eyes of my friend felt so right.
I've yet to accept that Season 2 is over. NEVER OVER. It'll go on for forever in my mind. AUGHHHH. Few shows mean as much to me, and the cast could very well be the greatest reality TV cast ever assembled. I LOVE THEM ALL.
Aw, crap. I’m feeling mushy. I’ve written little two-line love poems for the Vanderpumpers. I can't remember the last time I wrote a poem. Probably junior high. So yeah, prepare yourself for some award-worthy poetry. Let's do this.