How To Stream 'The Bachelorette' With JoJo Online So You Can Get In On All The Rose Action

An event of vast national importance is occurring on Monday. No, I'm not talking about the veritable sh*tstorm that has become the national election. I'm talking about The Bachelorette premiere where we'll get to see JoJo  JoJo plus a slew of hot dudes. I don't think I'm alone in silent screaming about how excited I am. There is one question that those of us who may not have TV sets or cable though: Can you stream The Bachelorette online?

Luckily, there is hope for (some of) us. ABC.Go.com offers a "live stream" service — however, you must still have some sort of access to a TV provider.  So this would be a really great time to reconnect with your ex, just in case you forgot the password to their DirecTV account. Or, ask your parents or a friend or something. If you don't have access to that kind of bae, then you can try to find one with at least a Hulu account, because The Bachelorette is luckily available to stream there as well, usually the following day. Until then, I tried my darndest to figure out what JoJo has been up to during these last few weeks, because patience is not one of my virtues. 

The Promo

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This promo is too much. First of all, JoJo's killin' it in the red. Secondly, love the homage to JoJo's infamous "unicorn" stunt that she first exited the limo with. If you need reminding, JoJo put on a unicorn mask to indicate that she is a "unicorn" i.e. someone who is hot but not crazy, or something ridiculous like that but let's just go with it because there are men on horses, y'all. Yeehaw. 

The Dress Previews

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The Bachelor creator posted several pictures of young JoJo lookin' fierce and ferocious and stylish in only the ways that she can, and I am more than excited to see what kind of bomb dresses she pulls out this season. *Has online shopping open during every rose ceremony.*

The Kiss Count

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Again, thanks to Mike Fleiss's dedication to the overshare, we now have an exact count of how many times JoJo has smooched one of the guys  "upper and lower lips" contact. I hope JoJo is mackin' on all of the boys that she wants! Get it, girl!

Did She Find Love?

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Amidst all of the goofiness, Fleiss also alludes to some turbulence. Since Bachelor Nation has such a soft spot for JoJo, I am really hoping that she doesn't get her heart broken on national television again. Team JoJo forever and ever!  Can't wait for the premiere on May 23, 2016!

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