Kim Kardashian & Kanye West's Wedding Will Be "Intimate," So It'll Be Pre-Recorded Not Live?
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are really throwing us for a loop with this wedding planning thing. First they're getting married at the Palace of Versailles, then they're just getting married in regular ol' Paris, and now, in the most shocking revelation yet, Kim Kardashian says they're having a small wedding. Kardashian was a guest on Ryan Seacrest's radio show Tuesday morning and told her boss, "We’re having a super, super small, intimate wedding. As we are going along, we realize we want it to be smaller and more intimate than people are imagining and thinking."
Of course, this is all relative. Kardashian said herself, "than people are imagining and thinking." It has literally been reported that Kanye West is a "groomzilla" planning a "concept event based on a wedding," so yeah, there is a lot of wiggle room between that and your average nuptuals. "Smaller" could mean in front of the Eiffel Tower instead of at Versailles and "more intimate" could simply mean instead of being broadcast live, America will get to see the wedding six months later on an E! special.
Kardashian went onto explain that the seating chart has been causing some issues. "There's certain things I'm like, 'I know you're going to hate the seating chart, so I'll take care of this,' and then there's some things that are really important to [West]. [But] the seating chart is like death." Well, we know the wedding isn't so small that a seating chart is unnecessary.
Kardashian didn't reveal when exactly the wedding will take place saying, "I'll tell you it's in Paris. I'm not saying when, but it's this year."
Okay, so a wedding that will be in Paris, occur at some point in 2014, and is "small" only by Kardashian standards. Yep, that's exactly what we suspected all along. Thanks for the clarification, Kim!