Ex-Kardashian Stepmom Puts Family's Fakeness on Blast

Is there a box on court documents that you can check when you're accusing someone of being a fake-ass bunch of bitches? If so, Ellen Pearson, the woman who married Robert Kardashian on his deathbed, should probably look into that. The one-time stepmother of Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and Robert Kardashian Jr., Pearson has filed a motion that would allow her to countersue the family, who originally sued her after she released Robert Kardashian Sr.'s private diary. Pearson's cause? She thinks the Kardashian's are liar, liars, harem-pants on fire.

Pearson alleges that the family used episode 2 during Keeping Up's season 8 for damage control, and that their pursuit of a lawsuit against Pearson was a plot line developed for the show. In case you didn't see the actual episode in question, Kris Jenner breaks down in tears (arguably, crocodile) over Pearson's allegations that she abused Kim, and they vow to get justice. Pearson goes on to accuse the Kardashians of scripting their conspiracies off-camera, and using the lawsuit to amp up drama on their show.

Which, like, yes. Obviously. Orchestrating sagas for the sake of ratings is what the Kardashians do best ... just ask Kris Humphries.

The judge will decide next month if Pearson has a case against the reality stars, but for what it's worth, the family's experience defending themselves could give them a leg-up. From their makeup line to their clothing line to their marriages, the K clan has faced many a lawsuit and are well-versed in the art of deny, deny, deny.

Renouncing reality is their forte. Go get 'em, Pearson.