Justin Bieber Falls On Stage For The Millionth Time, But Which Of His Recent Incidents Is The Best?

Surprising absolutely no one with internet access and a basic knowledge of Bieber behavior, Justin Bieber fell on stage at his concert in Florida on Thursday night, marking the umpteenth time he has done so. Now, being the schadenfreude-loving person I know I am at heart, I have decided to share this fall with you. I mean, let's be real, who doesn't want to see it? Considering, as Us Weekly put its, that these falls have "become a bit of a habit," because the singer has fallen so many times in such a short period of time, it's actually inspired me to show you all of his most recent falls.

The thing is, I am not doing this purely for sport. Biebs may fall constantly, and sure, it's admittedly fun to see knowing that he hasn't gotten hurt in any of these instances, but he also knows how to get back up again with aplomb. Which is, you know, actually pretty cool of him. After the latest fall Biebs even delivered post-trip words of wisdom to the audience. I personally think this would be as good of a time as any to study all that goes into what makes a good Justin Bieber fall and subsequently, a great one.

Here is a comparison of Bieber's onstage falls, in order to decipher which one was "best" (forgive me, Biebs).

The "Super Mario Brother"

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The Good: The drama of it is so on point. Seriously, this YouTuber added in the Super Mario Bros. music and it is everything:

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The Bad: That probably really hurt.

Rank: Good

The Water Slide

The Good: He sang right through it like a pro.

The Bad: This one really isn't too bad — minimal injury, minimal recovery. Embarrassing nonetheless, though.

Rank: Great

The Latest And, IMO, Greatest

The Good: "The aftermath" as one fan put it. Us Weekly notes that the singer told the audience, "Life's about taking falls, and life's about getting back up!" And, honestly, he's undoubtedly correct.

The Bad: That wasn't a fall, it was an extended trip. Yikes.

Rank: Best

Though the recent fall was exceptionally entertaining, putting it first place in my book, I'm going to need Biebs to start switching it up. Like maybe throw caution to the wind and go crowd surfing instead.