Lindsay Lohan’s Sex List Adds New Names & They Belong to A-Listers

When it was revealed only a week ago that Lindsay Lohan allegedly made a sex list but that some of the alleged sex partners' names had to be blurred out, we should have known something was up. Well, that something was up other than a list of people Lindsay Lohan banged being released without her knowledge. That part was already suspicious. I just mean, it should have clicked that the blurred names weren't blurred for any old reason and now that's very clear because Lindsay Lohan's sex list revealed more names on Wednesday.

Jeez, I say that like it's a damn tomato plant that we're watching slowly grow more fruit. The list didn't reveal the names, In Touch revealed the names and I'm starting to think their excuse for not printing them the first time around is pretty weak. In Touch's original story featured an insider saying, "The list has some pretty big names on it, and they’re not all single guys. This getting out now could rock several Hollywood relationships to the core." But yet, a week later more names are revealed.

"Shut up, Lia, and just give us the names!!!!" Okay, okay, calm down.

The newly revealed names that you care about are Ashton Kutcher, Ryan Phillippe, Orlando Bloom, and Benecio Del Toro. If that insider was right, this might mean that Kutcher, Phillippe, and Bloom were married at the time. Del Toro has never been married, but he does have a child with Kimberly Stewart who, if I have my mid-aughts-Hollywood-party-girls history correct, was in the same circle as Lohan.

Also revealed in the list were: Stavros Niarchos (rich guy who dated Paris Hilton), Danny Cipriani (British guy), Maggio Cipriani (restaurant heir, weirdly with no relation to Danny), Aaron Voros (hockey player, not Aaron Rogers as it appears on the list and omg I would have just died), Brian @ GPA (He's at GPA?), Josh Mond (a producer, it seems), Riley S (some dude), and Petey Wright (model).

There are still five indistinguishable names remaining on the list, but at least this time In Touch is being more open about the fact that this list isn't sentient and that they're the ones revealing the names. The website reads, "In the new issue of In Touch — on newsstands now — more shocking names from the list are revealed." In Touch is a weekly magazine, so I'll see you back here this time next week.