Eric Trump Broke The Law And There Are Still Better Reasons To Dislike Him

WILMINGTON, NC - NOVEMBER 05: Eric Trump, son of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, attends a campaign rally at Wilmington International Airport November 5, 2016 in Wilmington, North Carolina. With less than a week before Election Day in the United States, Trump and his opponent, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, are campaigning in key battleground states that each must win to take the White House. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
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2016 has been the worst in a lot of ways — for starters, worst major party presidential candidate of my lifetime — but I can’t blame it all on Donald Trump. Among the many things that have stuck in my craw over the last 18 months (or was it 18 million months?) is the complete idiocy of ballot selfie laws. So when Eric Trump posted a ballot selfie on Tuesday showing his vote for his dear old dad, the internet sniggered at his lawlessness. But I’m here to tell you: this might be the least horrible thing he’s done during this campaign.

By far one of the least pleasant side-effects of covering the 2016 election is that I can now readily identify all of Donald Trump’s children, so I know that Eric Trump is the one who looks like Carlisle Cullen. And while he might not actually be a bloodsucker (benevolent or not), he has done some pretty nauseating things in support of his father’s candidacy for president. But taking a picture of his ballot for president and posting it on social media is not one of them, though this has less to do with him and more to do with how much I find the ballot selfie tizzy annoying af.

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Here’s how I get there: I imagine a conversation with George Washington where I do my best to explain to him what a ballot selfie is and then ask him if he gives a shit. “So wait,” our imagined forefather says to me, “You’re saying that voters in your time are so enthusiastic about exercising their right to vote that they want to document and publish the act of their vote in what you describe as a kind of town square? And your lawmakers have made that illegal? Are you fucking kidding me?”

When I go on to explain about concerns by legislators over vote-selling, even though there’s almost no evidence that it happens in the actual voting booth, my imaginary Washington just replies, “Jesus, didn’t they read the First goddamned Amendment? I mean, we put it first, for Chrissakes!”

Even if you’re not convinced by my foul-mouthed vision of our first president, let me outline some of the other things Eric Trump has done in this campaign, and then you tell me what’s worse.

August 2: Said his father apologized to the Khans when he didn’t. Trump claimed Donald had said of Khizr Khan “It sounds like he’s an amazing guy,” when what he actually said was he “probably looked like a nice guy to me.”

September 28: Said it took a lot of “courage” for his father not to bring up Bill Clinton’s infidelities in the first debate. I’d guess he was confusing “courage” and “decency” but I think the subsequent debates proved that’s not the case.

October 12: Said his father’s comments about women on the Access Hollywood bus “was two alpha guys in a thing.” He did add subsequently that it was “totally unacceptable” even while simultaneously claiming his father “has a heart of gold.” Maybe he meant it literally?

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So, please, by all means, hate on Eric Trump. But in the final analysis, his ballot selfie might be the least obnoxious thing he’s done all year.

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