23 ‘Real Housewives’ Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Today

If the earsplitting screamfest that was the three-part Real Housewives of Orange County Season 11 reunion was your first journey to the land of the Real Housewives, first of all, welcome to the fold. (Feel free to take a pull off that Shotski over by the door. Oh, and be sure to give Giggy the Pom a gentle pat on the noggin for good luck.) Now, you may find what I am about to say hard to believe, but I will have you know that this franchise is not just people hollering at each other about airport shuttle rides, Fireball whiskey, and Mapquest directions. When they aren’t serving up generous portions of gnarly feuds and brutal accusations, these shows also deliver genuinely delightful, silly moments. And that is partially thanks to the funny things the Real Housewives have said in front of the Bravo cameras over the years.

Since the mid aughts, the Real Housewives of the Bravoverse have been a constant source of amazing and instantly quotable lines, and frankly, I couldn’t be more grateful for them. My TV just wouldn’t feel complete without moments like Sonja Morgan shrugging into the camera about her teeth falling out, you know? These shows and their stars are truly the gifts that never stop giving.

Ready to read some of the best Real Housewives lines to ever grace my ears? Let us get to it.

1. A Moment So Legendary, RuPaul's Drag Race Star Alaska Paid Tribute

Aviva Drescher, The Real Housewives of New York City

2. Relatable

Phaedra Parks, The Real Housewives of Atlanta

3. Relatable, Part 2

Ramona Singer, The Real Housewives of New York City

4. Are You There, Wig? It's Me, Kim

Kim Zolciak, The Real Housewives of Atlanta

5. The Nickname Heard 'Round The 90210

Camille Grammer, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

6. Politely.

NeNe Leakes, The Real Housewives of Atlanta

7. Remember That One Time The Countess Said Even Louis Vuitton Makes Mistakes?

LuAnn de Lesseps, The Real Housewives of New York City

8. Leaks Happen

Vicki Gunvalson, The Real Housewives of Orange County

9. NeNe Always Asks The Important Qs

NeNe Leakes, The Real Housewives of Atlanta

10. Tooth Or Dare

Sonja Morgan, The Real Housewives of New York City

11. *Falls Out Of Chair*

Kenya Moore, The Real Housewives of Atlanta

12. ...And We Never Looked At Sprinkle Cookies The Same Way

Teresa Giudice, The Real Housewives of New Jersey

13. Wait, You Want To Get Diarrhea?

Vicki Gunvalson, The Real Housewives of Orange County

14. This Turkey Impression Though

Joyce Giraud, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

15. You Said It, Beador

Shannon Beador, The Real Housewives of Orange County

16. Truly Sounds Like A Dream

Janet Roach, The Real Housewives of Melbourne

17. The Countess Will Pronounce Your Name However She Pleases, Thank You Very Much

LuAnn de Lesseps, The Real Housewives of New York City

18. It's The Pause That Really Makes This

Shereé Whitfield, The Real Housewives of Atlanta

19. *Turns This Soundbite Into Ringtone*

Kim Richards, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

20. Paris Hilton Knows Best

Danielle Staub, The Real Housewives of New Jersey

21. Ice Cold Zinger

Sonja Morgan, The Real Housewives of New York City

22. Ice Cold Zinger, Part 2

Gina Liano, The Real Housewives of Melbourne

23. And Finally...

Milania Giudice, The Real Housewives of New Jersey

As any true Bravoaholic knows, this roundup is only the tip of the wine bottle-shaped iceberg that is the funny Real Housewives quotes archive; there are so many hilarious Real Housewives lines, so little time. Like I said, they are the gifts that can't stop and won't stop giving.

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