Frozen confection lovers of the fast food variety, get ready, because I'm about to make your dreams come true. Remember back in 2015 when Wendy's had a promotion where you could buy a Frosty Key Tag and get free Frosties for the entire year of 2016? Yeah, that happened, and it was perhaps the one good thing to come out of the raging dumpster fire known as the past year. Well, get your spoons or fries ready, because the Frosty Key Tags are coming back, and I'm going to tell you how to get free Frosties.
You would think that for such a sweet deal, it would be really complicated to get your hands on some unlimited free Frosties. But it's not! All you have to do is purchase a Frosty Key Tag at Wendys.com or at a Wendy's near you. It's only — wait for it — $2. Two dollars! And 85 percent of proceeds will be donated to the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption, which supports children in foster care.
So, to recap: only $2 (probably less than the price of your morning latte), supports a great cause, and unlimited Frosties. Is there honestly any reason not to take advantage of this deal?
I don't know. I really can't think of one. Maybe the risk of getting really bad brain freeze from eating too many Frosties too quickly? Honestly, that's a risk I'm willing to take. Buy one for yourself, buy one for your friends, buy one for your Secret Santa — this is the gift that keeps on giving, folks.
The only downside is that although you can snag your key tag now, you'll have to wait until 2017 to start drowning in Frosties — just another reason 2016 needs to hurry up and be over with.