Have we been ignoring the fact that Kim Kardashian's actually funny all of this time? Remember that freak-moment in Dec. 2013 when Kardashian tweeted a funny response to people who accused her of waxing North's eyebrows? And we all laughed because her humility was refreshing. Well, in an Apr. 8 blog post, Kardashian made TWO great jokes regarding a Google Images photo she posted on Instagram and her hotel in Thailand giving quotes that she had six-hour, daily spa treatments during her stay.
Aside from defending her Instagram post, Kardashian posed the perfect alibi to prove that she wasn't, in fact, sitting through those extensive spa treatments. The reality queen wrote:
I see the hotel I stayed at gave quotes that I had 6-hour spa treatments daily. The hotel was gorgeous and had amazing service, but not once did I get a massage, which I’m actually pissed I didn’t do because a Thai massage I heard are the best! Never once did I get a manicure or any other spa treatment. NOT ONE! So I really don’t appreciate false info making me out to be a diva…. come on I was busy taking selfies all day!!! Just kidding…well not really :) Buuuuut even if family members got spa treatments they should because we were on vacation! Like I get it, they want to promote their gorgeous resort and spa, but just don’t lie…. I would rather spend six hours a day with my family and daughter, not in spa treatments.
"I was busy taking selfies all day," might be the best alibi we've heard since Brooke Windham admitted to getting liposuction during the day of her husband's murder in Legally Blonde. It's also the most-Kim-Kardashian of all defenses the future Mrs. West could've given — and it's amazing.
Sure, Kardashian may not be actually writing her blog posts and tweets — but we can't imagine that the person responsible for them is poking fun at the star without her approval. So clearly, we've been so blinded by the circus that is Kim's life, that gigantic engagement ring, and Keeping Up With The Kardashians that we didn't even realize that she's got a pretty great sense of humor. Maybe that's why Kanye finally decided to put a ring on it? Either way, this isn't the first — or even the second — time Kardashian's been funny, here are some of her best one-liners.
1) About That Google Images Photo
"I see today people are calling me a fraud… but ummm when did I ever say i took that pic? LOL"
I mean, really — LOL, guys!
2) Those Eyebrow Tweets
Seriously, people. YOU ARE SICK!!
3) On Her Famous Behind
“I don’t understand why everyone is always going on about my butt. I’m Armenian. It’s normal.”
So get over it.
But if you need proof that it's real, you can grab it.
“A few people have asked if it’s real. You can grab it if you want.”
4) About That Photoshoot With The Biebs
"Is that not ridiculous that people thought that Justin Bieber and I were on a vacation together, on a romantic vacation, in the Bahamas, and I just happened to wear a gown as my swimsuit and red lips and he's dressed in a suit in the ocean? Seriously who would walk to the beach like that?"
Seriously — that's just ridiculous.
5) Why She Doesn't Drink
"I've never been a drinker, I've never gotten into drugs ... You know, I think I have such a close family ... I think you know my sisters do enough drinking to kind of fill up the whole family."
This is kind of back-handed but as Kim would say, "LOL!"
6) At Family Dinner
Witty and sassy — good for you, girl.