Kendall Jenner’s Huge Nose Ring Is More “Coachella” Than These 8 Things
A Kardashian-Jenner just won the Coachella accessories game. Kendall Jenner wore a giant nose ring with an attached chain (that connects to an earring...?) at Coachella and it is the most Coachella thing that has ever happened. If her future half-brother-in-law Kanye West was to comment on this he would undoubtedly say, "This is the best Coachella accessory OF ALL TIME."
Explaining how something can be "Coachella" isn't easy. I've never seen a giant nose ring with an attached chain photographed at Coachella before and yet, I can look at this and just sense the Coachella-ness. I'm sure anyone familiar with Coachella feels the same way.
Coachella brings out the hippie in people as well as forced, over-the-top accessorizing that would not actually occur in the real world. Jenner's nose ring embodies crazy Coachella dressing and is, in fact, so Coachella that it surpasses other typically Coachella accessories in pure Coachel-osity. Let's take a look at some of the things Jenner's nose ring bested.
First, here’s another look at Jenner’s nose ring because this thing is crazy, y’all. I seriously hope she took it off before watching any bands. It is just asking to cause a horrible injury.
It’s more Coachella than… unnatural hair colors.
It’s more Coachella than… flower crowns.
It’s more Coachella than… flower crowns gone goth. (And popsicles and fanny packs and crop tops.)
It’s more Coachella than… really tiny jorts with boots.
Image: Vanessa Hudgens/Instagram
It’s more Coachella than… Paris Hilton’s failed attempt to look boho chic.
It’s more Coachella than… inexplicably sheer things.
It’s more Coachella than… warm weather hats and scarves.
Image: Hilary Duff/Instagram
One more for the road.