How Come I'm Dead? The 17 Weirdest Google Search Autocompletes

Newsflash: the Internet can be one weird place. It's where people can remain relatively anonymous, and thank God for that — because netizens are known for being a little too revealing online. Those deep, dark questions you have are actually being stored to fuel Google's Autocomplete feature, where an algorithm helps to predict search terms for future Googlers.

Most of the time, people are simply searching for the answers to life's tough questions — whether they're profound, embarrassing, or just plain bizarre. Sometimes, however, they are being major douchebags.

One recent study found that Internet users have "taught stereotypes to search engines," sparking debate over sexist and racist autocomplete suggestions such as, "why do gay people talk like girls" or "why do white people have thin lips."

But sometimes, our questions are harmless. After all, who doesn't want to know if men have periods? Good thing we have Google — aka our modern 8-Ball — to provide us with all the answers. Here are 17 of the funniest and most revealing Google autocomplete suggestions out there. Your results may vary slightly (Google likes to tailor your suggestions to your past embarrassments) but if you use a blank browser, this should be what you get.

Either way, clearly, humans be crazy.

How come I...

Maybe because your poop is green?

I want to...

Like you do.

Is...

Because, really, enough already.

Why does my vag....

That's the only option.

Should I go...

The answer is no.

What if....

What if Google is God?

How do you...

You see, when two people really love each other, multiplied by five margaritas, minus one condom, divided by 3000 sperm...

Should I worry...

Yes, please. It seems like you really have a problem with this.

What is it like...

Really, people? This is the experience we're second-most curious about?

Do men...

Sex ed, FTW.

Do women...

Sometimes. But not as often as coming.

I accidentally...

Holy shit.

Is it normal...

Define "normal"...

Where is it ok...

Yikes, America!

Where Is...

With George, we're guessing.

Why is there...

Are you referring to Juan Pablo? We're not sure either.

Why doesn't...

Because Chipotle still doesn't deliver.

Images: Google