I could really use Albus Dumbledore's Pensieve right now, so that I could get rid of all this useless garbage in my brain to make room for the only thing that matters—the Beyonce/ Solange/ Jay Z Elevator Incident of 2014. Only hours ago Beyonce posted all these throwback photos of herself and Solange on her Instagram, and now, she's put up a stunning picture from the Met Gala of Beyonce posing with Rihanna. SOS, please, someone help me, it's not healthy to be this obsessed with such a vague incident that has nothing to do with my actual life.
One of the approximately billions of rumors swirling about the cause of Solange's attack on Jay was the theory that she believed Jay Z wanted to go to Rihanna's after-party without Beyonce, so to quietly and gracefully quell those rumors, it seems, Beyonce put up the photo of her and Riri. I didn't even know they were friends!
Also, I didn't know two women who were so beautiful and poised and smooth could stand that close to each other without the earth hurling itself into the sun! You learn something new every day, and today I've learned my life revolves around Beyonce's Instagram account.