We're just nine days away from one of the year's biggest events, so I hope you've been preparing. On Saturday, May 24, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting married, and possibly opening a portal to another dimension when their two egos combine in Yeezus-approved holy matrimony. As spectators, we only have to decide which celebrities' Instagrams to incessantly check for photos and what jokes to tweet about the occassion. Kim and Kanye, however, have to make all of the usual wedding planning decisions, but on an enormous, multimillion dollar scale. We now know that Jay Z will be Kanye's best man, but what about Kim's maid of honor?
There are a lot of options and the pressure is on for Kim to make the right choice—if she hasn't decided already. She needs someone who will be supportive throughout the day, help her get ready, deal with her diva moments, and not overshadow her on the altar. At her wedding to Kris Humphries, Kim let two of her sisters share the role, with Kourtney serving as maid of honor and Khloe as matron of honor.
However based on how that marriage ended, Kim probably wants this wedding to be as different as possible and might not choose the same pair. Here are some of Kim's other options.
The Dream Maid of Honor
At this point, we all know that Kim would love to have Beyonce as her maid of honor, especially now that Jay Z will be best man. But we all also know that Beyonce would never do that. Kim might be better off without her anyway, Beyonce is one of the few people who could actually steal the spotlight on her big day.
The Impossible Choice
They shared the honor last time, but Kim might actually have to choose for this wedding. How could Kim choose between her older and younger sister? Maybe it'll come down to who is better at obeying her every command (Khloe) or who is less likely to bring her own drama into the mix (Kourtney).
The Young Replacements
Maybe Kim will have two sisters share the title again, but this time replace Kourtney and Khloe with younger models (literally). Kendall and Kylie Jenner were just regular bridesmaids last time, it's easily time for a promotion.
The One Who's Already Picked Out A Dress (Just In Case)
Right now, Kris Jenner is out there praying to the shrine of Kim in the back of her closet that this time, she'll not just be the mother of the bride, but the maid of honor. A word of advice to Kim though: Kris will probably pass out within the first hour of the reception, so if you need someone who's in it for the long haul, maybe go with someone else.
The Best Friend
Kim might follow Kanye's lead and fill her side of the bridal party with friends instead of family members. One of her best friends is La La Anthony and her Instagram is filled with photos of random BFFs, like socialite Brittny Gastineau.
The Inanimate Object
Let's be honest, if Kim really had her way, her maid of honor would be a mirror. What better way to ensure that all of your guests see you from every possible angle? Although, if Kanye managed to pick a real human, he'll probably insist that Kim do the same.
The Man of Honor
Anyone who's watched Keeping Up with the Kardashians knows that Jonathan Cheban refuses to leave Kim's side, so why should her wedding be any different? Just forgo the traditional maid of honor and have a man of honor instead.
The Mini MOH
North West is obviously the cutest option, no offense to the other candidates. Maid of honor is a much more important role than flower girl so if Kim wants the best for her daughter, she might give her the job. The only problem is, it'd be kind of weird for Jay Z to escort her down the aisle. In this case, Mason Disick would've been a much more suitable best man.
In case you weren't aware, Kanye bought Kim a wall of flowers for Mother's Day. We're still not sure why or what purpose it could possibly serve, so maybe that will be the maid of honor. It should make for great pictures and as an added bonus, will keep the wedding smelling lovely.