Why Is "Liv Tyler Feet" Such a Popular Google Search? The Internet Is Weird
Guys, I've seen a lot of things today that I can't unsee. And, well, they all have to do with Liv Tyler's feet. Unbeknownst to me (and I'm assuming a lot of other people), Tyler's feet aren't just any average, run-of-the-mill celebrity feet — they're famous feet. Famous feet that I'm pretty sure have been fetishized on the Internet. I know — it's super random.
As much as I never thought I would say this, I've looked at a lot (a lot) of pictures of The Leftovers star's feet today, and... they look pretty normal to me. I'm certainly no judge of feet, but I guess if I had to choose between "good" or "bad," I'd have to say that the actress has good feet. Good in that they look like feet that are not ugly. But, if they had not been pointed out to me, I wouldn't go up to her and be like, "Oh my god, Liv, your feet are amazing." But now that I've seen them, I'm like, "Oh yeah, I guess those are nice feet." Make sense? (Just nod your head.) So, basically, her feet are famous because people think they're sexy.
To explain this foot phenomenon properly, I feel like it's only fair to take you along the "Liv Tyler Feet Journey" I've been on. To illustrate things a little bit more clearly, here are a few feet-related tidbits I've found in the strange vacuum that we call the Internet:
There's a YouTube video dedicated to her feet.
I'm so creeped out right now. I wonder if she's watched this. She probably shouldn't.
She has a photo section on the "Sexy Actress Feet" Facebook page.
She also has a section on "Wikifeet."
Because of course Wikifeet is a thing. You can rate a celebrity's feet from ugly to bad to OK to nice to beautiful. Tyler's have been given a full five stars.
Her feet are featured on a Google Groups dedicated to celebrity feet and legs.
I chose to not click the button and proceed to the page that contains "adult content" because I don't want to see feet that way, but you can click it if you really want to.
She definitely didn't inherit her feet from her dad.
If we're being honest here, I feel like the feet we should be talking about are her dad's feet. Another popular question on Google is, "What's up with Steven Tyler's feet?" And, guys, that's a seriously good question. It's such a good question that even Oprah had to ask him what happened. The singer explained that the current state of his feet is due to all of the dancing he's done over the years and the surgery he had where they had to take out some of his nerves. Ouch.
So there you go, guys — an in depth post on someone's feet that you probably never thought you'd read in your life. I'm gonna go take a shower now. Bye.