No Way Were They Jerks to Screaming Fans

Get your BS detectors out, people. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. According to Radar Online, Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel were colossal jerkfaces at the premiere of their new movie, Sex Tape. "Insiders" supposedly told the gossip site that the actors' "attitudes were disgusting" at the event and they were incredibly "rude to fans." Jason Segel allegedly slammed his car door and said, "No!" when a fan asked for his autograph, and Diaz followed anti-autograph suit, saying, "If I did it for you, I'd have to do it for everybody."

Sadly, it isn't completely out of the ordinary to find out that seemingly-normal, likable celebrities actually are kind of dicks behind closed doors, but it's hard to believe that two celebs, both who seem like perfectly pleasant-people, would act so egregiously at something that's promoting their careers. If this story took place at, say, an intimate dinner, and fans kept interrupting Diaz's amuse-bouche in order to get her signature, I'd be more inclined to believe it. But at a film premiere? Their film premiere? Bull caca. Show yourselves, insiders. I'm not buying what you're selling.

Cameron Diaz just kayaked on the floor of the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, for god's sake. How bad could the woman be?