If you haven't been paying attention to some crucial, vitally important news the past few days, you may have missed out on reports that our very own American aristocrat had quite the scare. Scott Disick — or as you can more respectfully address him, Lord Disick — was rushed to the hospital in the early hours of June 22. It seemed that the lord had just a bit too much fun celebrating his 31st birthday — Disick experienced alcohol poisoning after overindulging.
But enough of this serious stuff. He's out of the hospital and on the mend. And, really, this is Scott Disick we're talking about. A man who has unofficially been a part of the Kardashian-Jenner family for the better part of a decade. And, as we've all seen, that in and of itself can be a hurdle to overcome with the drama, hilarity, and sheer ridiculousness of it all. But he has come out alive and somehow unscathed, and we know he'll get through this, too. He has to, because I'm not sure we can find another reality star who is so authentically charming, unknowingly arrogant, and oddly endearing at the same time.
Here's all the reasons why Scott's going to make it through:
1. HE'S GOT A GREAT SUPPORT SYSTEM
2. HE HAS A HEALTHY SELF-ESTEEM
3. HE'S ATTENTIVE AND NURTURING
4. HE KNOWS THAT WITH GREAT HONOR COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY
5. HE WOULDN'T LEAVE KHLOE WITHOUT AN APPROPRIATE DANCE PARTNER
6. HE'S RESILIENT
7. HE'S BEEN THROUGH WORSE
8. ...MUCH WORSE
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