I imagine Matt Damon has never been so proud in his life. Scott Thorson, Liberace's ex-lover-turned-jailbird-turned-brothel sanctuary seeker who Damon portrayed in HBO's Behind the Candelabra, said that the actor "sure knows how to pound," and that's such a glorious direct quote that no punchline is even necessary. It goes without saying that Matt Damon was not actually giving Michael Douglas the best buttsex of his life, but clearly, if he had been, it would've been. And that's enough.
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