He Literally Thinks He's a Tiger

by Nicole Fabian-Weber
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If you're Justin Bieber and you've got a half hour or so to kill, what do you do? A) Crack open The Goldfinch, which you've been dying to read already; B) Take the solo time that so often eludes you to reflect on your life and where it's going; or C) Turn yourself into a tiger on your iPhone? If you answered C — Justin, is that you?

Bieber, who clearly has more time on his hands than any of us ever realized, recently posted a photo collage of himself turning into a tiger on Instagram, along with the caption, "I knew I was a damn tiger." The collage is, need I even say it, weird and self-aggrandizing, like many things Justin does. Also, it would have been so much better if the tiger he chose was Tony the Tiger.

There doesn't seem to be any thought behind anything Bieber posts on Instagram these days, but if I had to take a stab as to why he posted this idiotic tiger metamorphosis, I'd say it's because he's trying to scare Orlando Bloom. Nobody f*cks with tigers. They're apex predators. Everybody knows that — even lions.

So, maybe the next time Orlando Bloom logs onto that Instagram account he doesn't have, he'll get freaked out by the site of Justin Bieber turning into a tiger before his very own eyes. Or, you know, maybe he'll just continue to think he's a complete asshat like the rest of the world. Rawr.

Images: Justin Bieber/Instagram