7 Reasons Jay Z & Beyonce Divorce Rumors Can't Be True, Can't Be!

Ever since we saw Solange Knowles attack Jay Z in an elevator after the Met Gala, things started to appear to be a bit rocky between Beyoncé and Jay Z. The incident may have caused a brief drop in ticket sales for the On The Run Tour, and despite the couple's "business as usual" outward demeanor, divorce rumors have since started swirling. Reportedly, Bey has been meeting with a money manager and was even reported to be shopping alone for a new apartment, which, sadly, are classic indicators of an impending divorce. Jay Z cheating rumors and the release of a new song by Jay Z's "almost-mistress" called "Sorry Mrs. Carter," which is shady at best, probably aren't doing much good for the couple, either.

Despite the rumors, the two are working to dispel any misconceptions about their relationship, and though the signs of potential divorce are overwhelming, I still refuse to believe these two will ever split up. They couldn't! They've been through too much! They just had the world's cutest baby! Does "'03 Bonnie & Clyde" mean nothing to you people? All rumors aside, I'm not sold, and it is my personal belief that Beyoncé and Jay Z will be together forever.

Here's why I think a divorce is definitely not happening, at least for now:

They went on tour together

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The tour may be over, but there love isn't.

They're impossibly cute together:

It is my understanding that people who are divorcing don't do cute couple-y stuff.

Even if they wanted a divorce, Jay Z shows up in practically all Beyoncé's songs and videos

She'll never get rid of the guy.

Beyoncé wrote a song about having sex with Jay Z in a car. In detail.

They can't get divorced now. It would be way too awkward.

I don't see Beyoncé deleting any Instagram photos of them as a couple anytime soon

Which goes to show that she won't be deleting Jay Z from her life anytime soon.

They're red carpet couple game is always on point

Still perfect.

This picture

Does this look like a face of a celebrity couple on the brink of impending divorce?

Stay strong, Bey and Jay.

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