14 Shark Week-Themed Decor Ideas Because We Just Can't Get Enough Of The Freakish Creatures
The long-awaited phenomenon of Shark Week starts this week! And as the infamous 30 Rock quote goes, we should all "live every week like it's Shark Week."
In my opinion, sharks are living nightmares. Exhibit A: THEY NEVER SLEEP. I'm testy if I get fewer than 10 hours a night — I can't even imagine the dangerous mental state that would come from constant wakefulness. No wonder they bite people. That said, these creatures are impressive. There is a lot we can learn from them. Maybe if we too behave like sharks, we can get an entire week of TV dedicated to us! Here, 14 pieces of sharkspiration, in case a full seven days devoted to the creatures just isn't enough.
brush your teeth
Imagine your dentist having this right above your chair. i think I would be scared into brushing — maybe even flossing — immediately.
Brush your teeth print, $25, etsy.com
crochet shark slippers
This is the cutest way for me to live out my intense fear of my feet being munched off.
Crochet shark slippers, $45, etsy.com
Sip on your morning coffee and remind yourself that your next trip to the beach could be your last. Kidding. Kind of.
Shark mug, $17, etsy.com
edit or regret it!
Nothing makes me want to revise more than a shark holding what I assume is a giant pencil, threatening me.
Edit print, $18, etsy.com
soda can shark
Keep your soda cozy with this adorable can holder.
Soda can shark, $20, etsy.com
shark week embroidery
A daily reminder like this one is exactly what you need to remind yourself to celebrate the now, or go watch 30 Rock all over again.
Shark week embroidery, $25, etsy.com
underwater shark phone case
It feels appropriate to have an animal that never stops moving on your mobile device.
Shark phone case, $35, society6.com
great white shark
Nope. Even when they are dressed in human clothes, sharks are terrifying.
Great white shark print, $35, etsy.com
shark tote bag
Hmmmm... something tell me this shark wants to eat me.
Shark tote, $22, society6.com
hooded shark towel
RED ALERT! I found the cutest shark in the entire ocean. Tell all of the scientists immediately!
Shark towel, $35, etsy.com
funny shark print
I didn’t think I would enjoy the company of sharks but maybe I would if they were always this funny.
Shark print, $16+, society6.com
shark and mermaid dress
I’m obsessed with this dress despite a giant monster being a little too close to my legs.
Shark and mermaid dress, $25, etsy.com
plush shark pillow
This shark pillow is soft enough to curl up with, but don’t let yourself think you can hug a real shark.
Plush shark pillow, $40, etsy.com
i miss you more than shark week card
Shark Week will be over sooner than you think and just think of how sad you’ll be. Let the person you love know it’s real with this card.
Miss you card, $4, etsy.com