'RichKids' Dorothy Wang & Her Boyfriend Cooper Mount Might Not Be A Match Made In Heaven

Based on the extremely dramatic and pouty Rich Kids of Beverly Hills trip to China, basically everyone on the show thinks that Dorothy Wang should dump her boyfriend Cooper Mount. Why? Because in the words of Roxy Sowlaty and Morgan Stewart, he's a total coward for canceling on Dorothy the day before they were all supposed to leave for China.

While we wait to see what becomes of #Coothy #Dorper #Dooper (man, they have awful portmanteau names), let's check out everything we know about Dorothy's flaky beau.

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He's from Malibu, California

I wonder if his place of residence goes over well with Dorothy’s Beverly Hills pride…

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He's a mama's boy

According to Cooper’s Instagram, he and his mom are “best friends.”

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He can pull off the Google Glass look

And, guys, that’s a serious feat.

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He has a posh grandpa

I hope his grandfather is a congressman, because he totally looks like he would be one. Also, that dog.

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He likes to go on dates with himself

You can’t love another person until you love yourself, amiright?

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He's a Speidi Supporter

According to his Facebook, Cooper’s “likes” includes “everyone’s” “favorite” reality couple, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. He also retweets Heidi’s tweets. So there’s that.

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He knows how to woo a lady

During a Season 1 episode, Cooper, along with Morgan’s boyfriend Brendan, rented out an ice skating rink for their lovely ladies.

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He's not afraid to take a selfie

But, I mean, if you’re hanging out with Dorothy, aren’t you pretty much required to take selfies?

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His favorite drink might just be Coors Light

Almost half of his Instagram is dedicated to the light beer.

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He's a 'Frozen' Fan

But is he Dorothy’s Kristoff or Hans?

Image: CooperMount/Twitter