2014 VMA Gift Bag Items Will Teach Stars to Mix Drinks & Tell Time: A Look at All the Swag

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It's almost time for the 2014 Video Music Awards and there is a lot riding on this ceremony. Last year, we saw a new Miley Cyrus twerk with Robin Thicke. This year, the rumor is that Beyoncé will announce her divorce from Jay Z at the ceremony. While we wait for the event that could change the pop culture world (again), MTV has been kind enough to remind us all why it sucks not being famous. Performances and awards aside, the real incentive for stars to attend the VMAs is to get all the free stuff in the MTV Video Music Awards gift bag. Whether or not you're locking down millions of dollars a year, that doesn't change the fact that it's just plain stupid to turn away free stuff — especially expensive free stuff.

This year's swag bag contents are both educational and alcoholic in nature, along with a whole bunch of other random gift items that you'll probably already wish that someone would just hand to you. Take a deep breath, stamp down on your jealousy, and have a look at some of the stuff the nominees, presenters and performers will be going home with at the VMAs.

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