Before Sunday night's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians descended into Kimye wedding madness, viewers witnessed some domestic not-bliss unfold. Near the top of the ep, Scott Disick popped in on Kourtney Kardashian while she folded some of Penelope's clothes in a walk-in closet (ugh, I bet P's wardrobe is just the cutest). Kourtney asked Scott to enter the closet and close the door behind him. And then, she hit him with a truth bomb: Kourtney is pregnant with their third child. Scott's jaw visibly tensed up, and after he stammered a bit, he said, "You just keep suckering me in with these kids. I can't handle all of this responsibility."
Oh my god, that response. ACK ACK ACK. Call in Sir Yikes-A-Lot, because Scotty's got ACK.
Kourtney said she'd known she's with child for months, but was nervous to tell Scott because he's been in mourning/was scared about how he'd react. Scott really wasn't happy that she'd kept it a secret from him for so long. He didn't Hulk Smash the closet door or anything, but he shouted a bunch. To sum it up: Scott was not excited.
Understandably, Kourtney was hurt by this reaction.
"NO, SCOTT!" I yelled at my television set. "I KNOW YOU'VE HAD A TOUGH YEAR, BUT DON'T BE LIKE THIS! YOU'RE SUCH A SWEET DAD! STOP IT WITH THE 'SUCKERING ME IN' REFRAIN! THIS BETTER BE FOR THE CAMERAS, LORD DISICK."
Brace yourself, for this is an uncomfortable moment: